Rev Gjootmun

SFF/Satire author. Occasional sass about politics and "the economy."

The world is my litterbox.

[Rev Gjootmun @FreeRangeCat]

To clarify my take on #EatTheRich:

I don't begrudge anyone the ability to earn, or even to earn well above their need and get rich. What I begrudge is all the nasty shit those rich assholes do to society after they get rich.

It's a cancer on society.

https://t.co/PnknteC1wK

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@cherrycrushTV Hi

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@shiroluxxx Yes.

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@timheidecker 7. That’s the number.

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@socialistdogmom Your reporting rocks and I really respect how much time you’ve put into everything from the torch riot to J6 and beyond!

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@peterdaou Given that he already beat Trump, this poll is useless anti-Biden garbage and you know it.

Unless you’re really saying that a twice-impeached, thrice-indicted former president can beat an incumbent.

[Jerry (gator bait) Chacon @chaconkie]

#Try___InASmallTown
Shooting your music video

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@JasonIsbell Wrote a song on the subject once about my town of 300. Aldean is absolutely pandering here.

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@girlziplocked When I saw the first bill for my mom’s assisted living I was just like “Welp, Soylent green for me I guess.”

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Kirby nails it here.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Question: Why is the DOD policy on abortion critical to military readiness?

Kirby: I’m really glad you asked that question…

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@jemelehill Was playing for about a year and got a hole in one on a short par 3. Pretty sure I used up all my luck in that moment.

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@wagatwe I think he’s paying them for agitating and nothing else.

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One of the neighbor dogs always pisses on the fence between our yards to fuck with my dog. Tonight, fluffy dumdum got him back. Walked right up to the fence did his business and actually managed to hit the other dog.

#Winning #ThugLife

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Society: ...
Ricky Gervais: ya kno wots funny? When I shat in my hand and spread it allover the trans people HA HHHHHAAAHHHHAAA HA

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.@ITYSL @ITYSL_memes

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He was a TYRANT. He betrayed every ideal he ever claimed to stand for. He was a shameless pathological liar who killed millions of people for his own insatiable vanity. He was literally one of the worst people in history.

WAS a tyrant. People can change.

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@MaceAhWindu This is the one

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If I admit that I’m struggling under Burgum’s economy, is that a two-for-one?

[Doug Burgum @DougBurgum]

Struggling under Biden’s economy? Let us help. Donate $1 and we’ll send you a $20 gift card in the mail. That’s a pretty good deal! https://t.co/CxdDZJDYuA

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Titanic is trending third on Netflix right now, which means the programming executive is a genius and we are all collectively monsters.

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@MichaelStahlke That rant is just going to make the blue checks follow Bonaparte so it’s a wash.

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@flickertailtime That’s a lotta breakfasts at Kroll’s.