We hate FSU

A spirit roams these parts. A spirit of failure, disappointment & inadequacy. Some call our spirit childish; others call it a circus. We call it Free Seafood U.

[Not Jimbo Fisher @NotJimboFisher]

Alright guys, enough jokes about Jim McElwain. We’re all just beating a dead shark here.

[We hate FSU @FreeSeafoodU]

Just wondering, Tally PD: are you going to take last night’s rape case seriously given that your football players were the victims of it?

[We hate FSU @FreeSeafoodU]

Steve Addazio, who couldn’t call a successful drive against a middle school girls’ team at Florida, has BC up 28-3 over FSU. Yes. 28-3.

[We hate FSU @FreeSeafoodU]

#4and8twitter will have a new home. https://t.co/JEb463q5Nc

[InAllKindsOfWeather.com @AllKindsWeather]

I know #FSUTwitter can’t do math, so would anyone like to tell them what happens when you multiply FSU’s 2017 win total and loss total by 2?

[InAllKindsOfWeather.com @AllKindsWeather]

Hold this, #FSUTwitter.

[We hate FSU @FreeSeafoodU]

McDonald’s advertising campaigns are getting weirder and weirder.

[We hate FSU @FreeSeafoodU]

When you finally win your first game of the season but then remember you have to play Miami next week

[Not Jimbo Fisher @NotJimboFisher]

I give up 😑😑😑

[We hate FSU @FreeSeafoodU]

Total touchdowns this season:

Florida's secondary: 3
FSU's entire team: 2

That is all.

[We hate FSU @FreeSeafoodU]

#TBT 😂😂😂

[We hate FSU @FreeSeafoodU]

Don't feel too bad about losing to NC State at home, #FSUTwitter. Just pretend it's a crime one of your players committed and ignore it.

[We hate FSU @FreeSeafoodU]

hahahahahahahahahahaha FSU blows

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After last night's loss to Alabama, FSU is now 52-66 all time against SEC opponents, including 30-50 against Florida, Alabama and Auburn.

[We hate FSU @FreeSeafoodU]

@AllKindsWeather Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy fuck that's terrific 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[We hate FSU @FreeSeafoodU]

Happy Oregon Day, #FSUTwitter! Today we remember the 59 points Oregon hung on the @Seminoles in the 2015 Rose Bowl!

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UF rejects 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/5mxtba94ys

[InAllKindsOfWeather.com @AllKindsWeather]

#Gators 2017 football schedule lock screens and twitter headers are here! Get yours right here: https://t.co/nchvRcK3n0

[We hate FSU @FreeSeafoodU]

Technically, Aaron Hernandez first committed murder in 2009, when he killed FSU's defense.

[InAllKindsOfWeather.com @AllKindsWeather]

For the 17th time in the last 18 matchups, the #Gators' softball team celebrates a victory over FSU! #ItsGreatUF

[InAllKindsOfWeather.com @AllKindsWeather]

CHOMP. CHOMP. CHOMP.

#Gators complete the season sweep of FSU, and have now won 10 of the last 11 against the Noles.

[We hate FSU @FreeSeafoodU]

UNC swept FSU in football, basketball, and baseball. I guess you could say @GoHeels pretty much conquered the @Seminoles.