Freed Smooshi

I have opinions that piss off a lot of people and I will never regret sharing my opinion.

[Freed Smooshi @FreeSmooshi]

There is this walrus who is being locked up and tortured by @MarinelandCan and isn’t allowed to see the person she has imprinted on, so she is basically dying of depression and being artificially inseminated so they exploit more animals for money.

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Explain your username

[Freed Smooshi @FreeSmooshi]

Side note: I didn’t realize this many simple minded people were in corporate America. But that also makes me stick out like a sore thumb.

[Freed Smooshi @FreeSmooshi]

They also gave me $3/hr more than I asked for and unlimited overtime.

[Freed Smooshi @FreeSmooshi]

I also told the plant manager during my last interview that I know I had a lot to learn about the industry and it will take years, but his chair looked comfy. So walk into your next interview with big piece energy and tell the boss that you’re coming for his job.

[Freed Smooshi @FreeSmooshi]

Lol, this mass communications major paid off more than expected lmfaooooo

[Freed Smooshi @FreeSmooshi]

I’ll be honest, I never thought I could enjoy being a lab technician for engineered wood, but I’m basically a STEM lumberjack and I like the thought of that.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Government paid Twitter millions of dollars to censor info from the public

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Some kids connected their phone to the bluetooth speaker in church and played a big fart.

[Freed Smooshi @FreeSmooshi]

@shroomy_baby can I get help with an ID plz? Fort Mill, SC

[𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔞 @elizableu]

Oh ok so the CIA killed JFK confirmed? 😐

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Is this the fighter jet that the Pentagon is spending $1.3 trillion of our tax dollars on?! 👀

[Freed Smooshi @FreeSmooshi]

So I like to go ~vibe~ at goodwill to find dope stuff to sell, now I have $6500+ in listings with many more to come. Plz go buy my shit. (PS, yeah I have a thing for mugs. The return percentages are disgusting and they are easy to ship.) https://t.co/gka1cmDLDL

[Freed Smooshi @FreeSmooshi]

@EarthTiger36 Yes sir gg33

[Freed Smooshi @FreeSmooshi]

2022 is a rough year for the Ox. 2023 will be the year of great progress and growth.

[Orwell & Goode @OrwellNGoode]

Bruh

[greg @greg16676935420]

You’ve gone too far @elonmusk

[optimumhustle @optimumhustle]

Whoever made this is a legend.

Too fucking funny!

#SamBankmanFried #SBF_FTX #sbfarrested #FTXScandal #FTXScam

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Christoper Nolan hates CGI and prefers to use practical effects for insane shots.

Here are 5 gems.

1/ INTERSTELLAR: Nolan spent $100k to plant 500 real acres of corn in Alberta. After filming, he sold the crop for profit.