Freelance Muso

Freelance Muso - you pay, I'll play! Deps on shows, Recordings, Gigs, Auditions, Rehearsals...

[Freelance Muso @FreelanceMuso]

@User28181443011 @ChisMatters So you think what he said was acceptable…?

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Trump is being told by GOP senators invade Greenland, you will be impeached and removed from office. Encouraging.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Only two people have ever accepted a second-hand Nobel Prize as a gift.

One of them was Joseph Goebbels.

[Freelance Muso @FreelanceMuso]

@JamesBlunt Nigel Farage

[Freelance Muso @FreelanceMuso]

@AuditionPianist https://t.co/DCg0wgIxzl

[Freelance Muso @FreelanceMuso]

“Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin…”

[Freelance Muso @FreelanceMuso]

@3YearLetterman @piersmorgan @Adele Gun control, Healthcare, Knowledge of Geography beyond our own borders.

[David Pugh @davidsoho1]

I produced “The Blues Brothers” for 15 years with v little trouble. You can structure a show in such a way you can control an audience but a few things to start with: don’t deliver alcohol to the audience in their seats and don’t sell seat packages that include alcohol

[AuditionPianist @AuditionPianist]

When you leave your meal in the microwave too long.

[AuditionPianist @AuditionPianist]

"If I sat at their table, guys would notice me"

So beautiful!

"I'd like them to be nicer"

That would be beautiful!

"I'd like to fire the band and recast the show with cheaper non standard contracts so we don’t have to pay this 17% Equity pay rise if it goes through"

❤️💚💰💙

[Freelance Muso @FreelanceMuso]

@MrJamesMay I wondered if they took inspiration from you picking this band name?

[AuditionPianist @AuditionPianist]

In Chapter 14 Prince Harry reveals that actor-muso productions are never an artistic decision, it's always just to save money. If it was artistic, they'd pay the performers for the 2 jobs they're asking them to do.

[AuditionPianist @AuditionPianist]

Sitzprobe is a German word for "stand up and dance around whilst filming it all for Instagram".

[Freelance Muso @FreelanceMuso]

@WAPtheatre …and why has no one thought to put a production of The Vagina Monologues in the theatre as a double header so to speak?!

[Freelance Muso @FreelanceMuso]

@EmilyFriscoKid @WAPtheatre What if due to unforeseen cirCumstances it’s all over in 45 seconds?!

[Freelance Muso @FreelanceMuso]

Do as we say…

[AuditionPianist @AuditionPianist]

When the cast are talking shit through "Bella Señora", so you're just making a note of who's not getting asked back.

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Jesus.👇

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

This type of horrific abuse could occur on @nationaltrust @ForestryEngland @DefenceHQ @ExmoorNP and other lands which are meant to be for public good if they grant hunting licenses . Do you want that ? Please politely let them know how you feel .

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Why should MPs be allowed to take a second job when most of them can’t even do their first one effectively enough?