Sam - Freelance Police

One half of the Freelance Police--the other is @FreelanceMax1. Our adventures sound crazy when I say them aloud. Note: we're not 'official' accounts. #samandmax

[Sam - Freelance Police @FreelanceSam1]

We're Sam and Max: Freelance Police!

For-Hire Private Investigation, Law Enforcement, and General Vigilantism.

@FreelanceMax1 and I have entertained in comics, cartoons, and video games since the 80s! This game intro should be a good primer to our world: https://t.co/0W33Oo0jRR

[Kucka (it's coots-kah btw)🔪🩸 | FREE PALESTINE @Kucka_G]

already said this on discord about this song from the Sam and Max cartoon, so i'm bringing this to twitter now
That death metal intro blending into a jazzy bluegrass number is genius, it fits them so well

[Sam - Freelance Police @FreelanceSam1]

Displayed lovingly on a tangled mass of leviathan sausage meat!

[Uncute @uncute]

Introducing the official Max Slippers. Limited run 😊
https://t.co/UgNKS2JexH

[Sam - Freelance Police @FreelanceSam1]

@RoyCalbeck Are there STILL more of those samulacra out there terrorizing villages? Every time I think we've rounded them all up some new colony appears in Copenhagen or somewhere crazy!

[Sam - Freelance Police @FreelanceSam1]

I'm delirious, but not quite this delirious!

[Skunkape @skunkape]

Feeling normal, might release a game in a few days.

[Judgemental Stare~~~ @Ripz0r1]

West of loathing makes this so much funnier

[Skunkape @skunkape]

Sam & Max are joining a bunch of their adventure game friends in a huge sale on Nintendo Switch! Over two dozen narrative games of all shapes and sizes can be yours on deep discount, from now through August 5th! Check them out at https://t.co/Exq0phome8

[Sam - Freelance Police @FreelanceSam1]

@ProtectorOfTime "You're.... already doing that?"

[Sam - Freelance Police @FreelanceSam1]

@ProtectorOfTime "Exactly! I make it a point to keep services affordable. Best deal in Manhattan!"

[Sam - Freelance Police @FreelanceSam1]

@ProtectorOfTime "Just a hundred per hour. Or thousand per day."

[Sam - Freelance Police @FreelanceSam1]

@SatansPurse Yes, but you're semi-immortal, so everything seems as immediate as a finger snap to you.

[Sam - Freelance Police @FreelanceSam1]

@ProtectorOfTime Are you requesting detective work? That'll cost ya.

[Sam - Freelance Police @FreelanceSam1]

@ProtectorOfTime Nope! Kinda wish I did though. Maybe I'll keep that idea on the shelf for later.

[Sam - Freelance Police @FreelanceSam1]

@ProtectorOfTime Just a little schadenfreude after what you did to me.

[Sam - Freelance Police @FreelanceSam1]

https://t.co/WDUTOywq7x

@ProtectorOfTime

[yammi @sighyam]

With no rain for several months in many areas of Thailand and a record breaking heatwave, a rain-making ceremony was held. Traditionally, a real cat would be used, but it seems the locals decided on Doraemon instead—a modern twist against animal cruelty.

[Skunkape @skunkape]

Okay let's get the big news out of the way: Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse Remastered is coming out Spring of 2024! You can wishlist it on Steam: https://t.co/Ep4vK2MwK9

[Obscure Sam and Max Facts @SamNMaxFacts]

William Kasten, the voice of Max for most of the telltale games, is a complete enigma who borderline doesn't exist.

[Uncute @uncute]

How's this?

[Sam - Freelance Police @FreelanceSam1]

Ready for an invigorating brainteaser? It's time for another round of... Spot the Difference!

And after that it's time for a round of Get Your Moth-Eaten Wallets Out It's Marketable Plushie Time!

@uncute