- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 -

“Pain. Darkness flows through my veins. The burn is everlasting. I suffer in agony for eternity.”

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

- 💉Official Jurgen ( Prince Of Darkness )
- 💉He/Him
- 💉Zombie Factory™ Owner
- 💉Hell LLC Secretary
- 💉Better Than You

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

@FreelanceSam1 oh harr-harr smart guy. even if its true hmph

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

i JUST came back from hell. JUST.

[Skunkape @skunkape]

On August 14, Sam & Max will lose their minds in... THE DEVIL'S PLAYHOUSE! The final chapter of Telltale's Sam & Max trilogy has been lovingly remastered by a small team that worked on the original game.
Coming to PC, Nintendo Switch, Xbox, and PlayStation!

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

hello my fans im still unfortunately alive

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

if you say no it hasnt -eat me.

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

its been over a year since i made a tweet time flies when youre living your best life

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

my offer is still very much standing by the way

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

someone should totally hire me to write a biography about herr featherly yea totally not like i have a million years worth of free time to do so haha just saying

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

i will do it for literal cents

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

i was wasted at burger king

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

i fucntig lov mckonandls

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

i fucntig lov mckonandls

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

@StarySkullz [ooc] wahh!! everyone looks amazing here this was all so much fun<33

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

@FreelanceSam1 aw youre watching me? of all people? glad to see im still burned into your thoughts for eternity would you like an autograph? <3

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

i love watching old films, what an amazing time passer. currently enjoying my favorite piece @FreelanceSam1 perhaps youd like to stop by and watch the mutated remnants of your little friend destroy new york city? you know, for memories. im sure youd admire my camerawork

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

@StarySkullz [ooc] on it right away omgg<3

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

@FreelanceSam1 @FreelanceMax1 not even alive now please get me out of this useless dialogue tree

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

i wasted my 69th tweet on you i hate you @FreelanceMax1

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

@FreelanceSam1 @FreelanceMax1 oh my wickedness >:(

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

@FreelanceMax1 nightmares

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

@FreelanceMax1 @FreelanceSam1 sigh he is done yet

[- 𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 - @SatansPurse]

@FreelanceMax1 ick now go away