My life is just opening my phone to look at something, forgetting what it was I was going to look at, looking at something else instead, closing my phone, then remembering what I was meant to look at, opening my phone to look at it, forgetting what it was I was going to look at, looking at something else instead, closing my phone, then remembering what I was…
They put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a group of Doberman puppies.
I love how he just lays down, rolls over, gets dog piled, and then does it again… I could watch this shit all day. Lol
When learning the English language, remember this simple rule: I before E except after C, unless your foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.