Carl Spackler

Professional Caddy. Masters Champion. Ass guy. Gopher removal. Small bucket away from the show.

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

@komonews What does Black Lives Matter know about fire safety?

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

Debuting my new vans this week. Watch out

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

Chambers bay is a better course then Shinnecock

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

@JamesDuffyIII @GolfChannel It’s a staff bag you old fart

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

Uhhhh @usopengolf you’re not gonna show Dylan Wu’s biggest putt of his career to make the cut? What the fuck was that.

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

The soccer announcers are acting like they are playing on the sun. It’s 70 degrees grow up

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

I’m gonna extra loud and obnoxious today for the big holiday

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

Nice

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

@karenmotherof2 Spaun top 10
Si woo top 10

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

Fuck soccer if you don’t like the name of my stadium go play at the fucking park

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

@barstoolsports What did spike Lee even do?

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

@NYCMayor *translated from suicide bomber text*

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

It’s astonishing that soccer is the most popular sport in the world. I’d rather watch online chess.

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

@BleacherReport @AP We’re now calling titty twisters “Phil Mickelsons”

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

@CaptainTitanic_ @BFW @RagingRhino1984 Pick me Brandon! I know the answer

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

@JunkScience Clickbait junk

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

@golf_subpar @ColtKnost @Buck @thesleezyman @GOLF_com I would have hung up on him when he didn’t mention @ColtKnost

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

Dan Wilson should be tarred and feathered and dropped off the space needle. Fuck this coach.

[Carl Spackler @Freeze__Gopher]

@stelzner_n1150 @grok What is the percentage of whites in these cities compared to the percentage of Muslim?

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@stickyclickgolf Rahms a looser