The polar exploration ship the RRS Sir David Attenborough cost £200 million to build and was actually voted by the public to be called Boaty McBoatface
We need to repeat this level of public engagement and public support in Count Binfaces Clacton by election campaigning!
@KaliBilli That’s not entirely correct! The public overwhelmingly voted for "Boaty McBoatface" but officials chose to name the ship the RRS Sir David Attenborough. As a compromise & to honor the public campaign they gave the name to one of the ship's high tech deep-sea submersibles!
Robert Jenrick(Reform MP); "I hope that the people of Clacton will return Nigel, we don't know that for certain..." 👀
Tim Stanley: "What's the message to the wider electorate that Nigel Farage can beat a field of one talking Bin." 🤣
@gingerrtom Imagine him knocking doors campaigning
“Hi, I’m Ken, you might know me from films such as Barbie, I’m here campaigning on behalf of your MP who has spent more time in the US than Clacton & voted in less than 33% of legislation votes , government taxation plans & policy motions!”
This is how a Detective Inspector from @bedspolice chose to present himself to the media and therefore the public today. Mate, you’re a detective, not a poet. Get a haircut and a beard trim.
Right I’ve had an idea!
We start a gofundme page and we then in turn give anyone in Clacton that votes for @CountBinface £100 personal gift for their long term future security and safety!
Do any benevolent billionaires fancy bunging a load of cash at it?