Paul

Diluting the Legend since 1973.

[Paul @FrenulumBreve]

ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.
INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again.

[Paul @FrenulumBreve]

don’t archive me muthafuckas.

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@ojedge @bea_ker try a snare me a sweet piece of antipodean ass.

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@EdGambleComedy what’s occurring here Ed...?

[Paul @FrenulumBreve]

One hell of a Tuba lesson today. I nailed it.
[Anne Franks last diary entry]

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@justabloodygame @SirEviscerate just thought I’d pop in and say hi to my old twitter frien- gluey cum?!

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I’m not sure but I think this might be a cry for help.

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My local pub recently held its annual ‘Circle Jerk’ competition and despite the stiff competition I think I held my own.

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Time moves so fast. As a kid I would be delighted with a new pencil case and protractor set when I went back to school...

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BLOODY LOADS OF COUNTRIES: So can we finally all agree on Tomato Ketchup then?
GREECE:

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@Tommytoughstuff fkn state of that.

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I’ve just read that my locally elected MP is backing Boris for PM, so if you need me I’ll be over there slamming my dick in a door.

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@purplemonkeys13 tell me you went on to marry and have 100 kids. It’s so romantic. X

[Paul @FrenulumBreve]

ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.
INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again.

[Paul @FrenulumBreve]

TALENT SHOW JUDGE: In 4th place is Paul dressed as Daffy Duck.
ME: dithappointing...

[Paul @FrenulumBreve]

Mike Oldfield’s difficult 2nd album, Pendulous Balls.

[Paul @FrenulumBreve]

“y’all can go suck a dick” I say as I flip the bird and turn the key in my custom red and ivory 1958 Plymouth Fury.
I’ve been doing this for over 2 minutes now and it’s clear the engine is flooded.

The crowd has long since dispersed...

[Paul @FrenulumBreve]

Last night I had a dream I was eating a massive marshmallow and this morning my *pillow was gone.

*faith in the British political system.

[Paul @FrenulumBreve]

quiet day on twitter...

[Paul @FrenulumBreve]

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[Paul @FrenulumBreve]

@Tommytoughstuff Hairy larynx.