John Smith

[John Smith @FreshLJ]

@Things4WhitePpl @EvanBorenstein1

[John Smith @FreshLJ]

@ShitPussiesSay @ross_goldberg

[John Smith @FreshLJ]

@WorIdStarComedy when I have to cross up @JoeyGeyer and @Hvmcnally

[John Smith @FreshLJ]

@WvvyDvvy that would be your exact reaction haha

[John Smith @FreshLJ]

@WvvyDvvy https://t.co/ZY7myDUSIr

[John Smith @FreshLJ]

@WorldStarFunny when @Hvmcnally or @JoeyGeyer tries guarding me

[John Smith @FreshLJ]

@glenfauerbach maybe but I know el prez @JerryWalsh24 does

[John Smith @FreshLJ]

Getting sent home early on a day like today is a blessing

[John Smith @FreshLJ]

@UMASSGreekWeek My favorite Pixar character has to be Nemo he just wanted to touch the butt #redteam #greekweek2015

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Your diet consisting of only alcohol and pledges' meal swipes. #TFM

[ESPN Fantasy Sports @ESPNFantasy]

32 games. 32 correct picks.

Out of 11.57 million brackets, only ONE remains perfect.

Here is the perfect bracket: http://t.co/Pp4ny1HGLd

[John Smith @FreshLJ]

@AdamLawsky because they're ass

[John Smith @FreshLJ]

If you don't think today and tomorrow are two of the most exciting days in sports you're lying to yourself #MarchMadness

[SportsBlogNewYork @SportBlogNYC]

BREAKING: The Saints have traded TE Jimmy Graham to the Seahawks

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

A perfectly explained concept:

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@Hvmcnally @_your_grammar

[John Smith @FreshLJ]

"@totalfratmove: The Christmas-themed Hawaiian shirt. #TFM" @AdamLawsky