LIDINGTON: First one's gone. It's Shailesh.
MAY: Who?
LIDINGTON: Shailesh Vara.
MAY: David, I was up until 4am pretending to give a shit about Corbyn's recipe for raspberry jam. My brain is broken. I have not yet had coffee. Who is that?
LIDINGTON: Shit. Was hoping you knew.
MIDSUMMER DOG NAME SALE:
Sleepy Walter
Fat Lump
Iqbal Balaclava
Sprinty McWhiffle
10 Dirty Bricks
Edwin Cream
Luke Noodles
Tedious Pauline
International Ron
£8.00 p.a. each