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🇪🇹 Artist (NOAI) Prison State of Mind @AgendaOverFactz Podcast Twitter

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

Best thing I ever did for my life/mental was start meditating. The benefits are crazy and scientifically proved. Esp for people who struggle with their minds (Depression, Anxiety, body dysmorphia etc).
Mums do it for 2 weeks and see if you don't see a difference

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

@Argos_Online Yes I have checked but no message. Is there a way to check if it went through on your side?

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

@Argos_Online you took 400 pound with no order confirmation sent and I’m stuck here talking to a bunch of robots

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

@Argos_Online Hello Carol

It’s not pending, it’s taken the money out of my account

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

@sth0605 I’m sorry I’m just real about the human experience!

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

This is why I limit my time on that app. Have me BRICKED up at my desk

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

Is all my money worthless now?

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

Me waiting for the teams notification saying “Out of respect we will be closing our offices tomo…”

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

And ppl think MI6 aren’t sitting there collecting tweets on you man keke’ing about Liz!

The get back will be expeditious

[Audrey Tendai 🇿🇼 @80audrey]

Ever since I ended up in a police station with a criminal record for malicious communication FOR A TWEET 😭😭😭 I’ve not had the courage to even use this app the same way 💀💀 life will humble you.

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

Jokes aside. Tell me this isn’t fuckin hard!

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

oh my god

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

Just did a “abs in 6 minutes” workout.

It’s been half an hour, did I do it wrong?

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

I’m turning up to work In a Union Jack flag with a box of tissues so I get sent home

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

It still does

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The word 'nice' used to mean 'stupid' in the early 1300s

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

Most popular google search this week:
“230mm to inches”

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

I turn my insta notifications off so they’re a surprise :)

Does lead to terrible reply rates tho

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

My screen time was 10 hours today. I’m an actual NPC

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

Literally how I ran out of someone’s house when police pulled up at one of my first proper house parties ever

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

How do you even tell if it’s incredible? Who do you compare it to?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Dogs like to sniff our private areas because there's a high concentration of pheromones near the groin, giving them more information about us

Dogs tend to give strangers the most attention, especially if the person has recently had sex

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

Imagine it was magnetic

[SXG @FreshPrince1_]

Must of been one hell of a whine

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

Women give birth at the Notting hill carnival 😯