Flip Johnson ♠️

Gentleman of Leisure & Savoir Faire • Raconteur • Epicurean • Amorist • Cuss Word Expert • I hope God sees my 💛 is pure

[Flip Johnson ♠️ @Freshly_Snipes1]

How fascinating is the fluctuant subjectivity of memory, and how two people can experience the same moment in entirely different ways.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me In Traffic: “DRIVE BITCH”
The Bitch 😩:

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I love Twitter because someone will tweet exactly what’s in my head and I just retweet it

[Flip Johnson ♠️ @Freshly_Snipes1]

@VinnysCorner1 Marcus Robinson

[َ @__Lily__pond]

August kinda feel like there’s a giant imaginary clock ticking on top of your head

[dasha necrophilia @entropywhore]

Wtf is happening on august 12 there is a total solar eclipse, active meteor shower, and six planets in a straight line

[lolu lols°♧🧚‍♀️ @shesamale]

once you work a 9-5, you’ll know why 😔😩

[Kingdom 👑 @lessons_kingdom]

This man just revealed how time flies. You'll be shocked. Take a look.

[Things From the Past @pastarchive]

In the 1990s, this tiny TV was peak bus luxury.

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Me at 12 years old discovering it does more than just pee

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

I'm disappointed in Twitter because 15 years ago, RIP Big Pussy would be trending rn

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

This is a divorce tip

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

This is going to sound crazy.

But, one of the skills you must learn in the near future is how to cope with an increasingly illiterate society of emotionally dysregulated people.

If you continue to get frustrated on a daily basis over how everything seems dumb, stress is going to silently jeopardize your health.

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[Nick. @BeeeNICK]

Yall forgot that actual fun isn't always aesthetically pleasing and that's why yall not having any.

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

Jonah hill thinks being fat made him typecast as a loser, nah them directors saw ya soul

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Ain’t no way 2 days are long enough to reset from a 5 day work week.