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The perfectly flawed man

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@CaptAmazo What if it’s used in self-defense?

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@sougat18 You’ve lost izzat for posting this dumb stuff. Christ is Lord, not this weird Pagan demon creature

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@ns123abc @elonmusk should partner with @realErikDPrince for phones for his mobile service

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@racistbilbo Man they really do just look at you like this while trying to quote everything as a war crime

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@richnprivileged @AnneDrank69 @Veraeyeity In* damnit

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@richnprivileged @AnneDrank69 @Veraeyeity I’m all fairness, half the time they freak out is because the automation from the till fucks it up. Lot of places make these issues on purpose to prevent quick change scam artist theft so they have to hit extra stuff on the register they probably weren’t trained for

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@0xAlaric I wouldn’t be concerned too much about screen time before looking into the groups by race/gender first. Most people in Gen Z that you meet who can’t imagine an apple and rotate it tend to come from immigrants/low-IQ groups. That being said, don’t let tv parent your kids

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@KimbleeFucker Most of the people I’ve met with a lack of imagination fail things like the “Rotate an Apple in Your Mind” test. The majority of that cohort tends to be immigrants/low-IQ groups. So I would be very curious at the racial and gender make up of the groups, not just parenting style

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@bearki Simplest argument to make here is that criminals don’t follow laws and these laws are only enforced on the law abiding. When’s the last time you saw an agency round up people on O-Block who show glocks with switches on them on tiktok? Meanwhile Ruby Ridge targeted a white guy

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@K1ngOsiris Oh the horror! Someone wished me well and left me a note!

It’s not really forcing a religion on someone, it’s akin to a “I hope your weekend goes great!”

You absolutely wouldn’t say this about Islam in places where they do the 5 AM prayer call and force everyone to listen

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@AnneDrank69 @MattLaneWrites They end up stemming from the same issue. Literature is being written to specifically write off young men. Think of the most popular YA books, the typical tropes are “All around average young woman is actually special, has boys fighting over her, and resistance of some kind”

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@amitylee13 Lady, I would happily do any of that for the right wages, but the illegal immigrants that are given tons of welfare stop citizens who aren’t getting welfare from taking those jobs because they pay what the immigrants are willing to take and not what citizens are

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@AnneDrank69 @MattLaneWrites The intent from most people on Kidlit is also things like The Magic Treehouse series, the Redwall series, The Boxcar Children series, etc. You know, books that are easy reads but still have adventure and aren’t just “Black person hair great!” or “Born White? You’re racist!”

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@MattLaneWrites The only way I can summarize what you are is simply a limp wristed, effeminate male. I can’t even bring myself to despise you, I can simply only pity your existence. You reek of a pick me male whose existence has been inside the longhouse and never once being considered manly.

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@xoxoxoreu 10mm is what you should actually look at for your intents and purposes. But best option is that cops should be sent to a shooting range to shoot often with different drills (e.g. two shots to the chest and one to the pelvis)

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@xoxoxoreu @TheDEV1ATE Stopping power isn’t even a scientific term, it’s one that was made up long ago about rounds that would be likely to stop an infantry charge.

There’s also a video where a guy puts on a vest and shoots himself with various calibers and doesn’t move at all, proving it’s reaction

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@EchoesOfMoods Hey retard, that’s not how ultrasound machines work in the slightest. You murdered your baby and are trying to run from that using excuses and therapy speak. You’re wicked, vile, and evil.

You can even tell the difference between the heartbeat and fluid movement.

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@Howlingmutant0 Guy is getting dog walked and keeps coming for more, at what point do we acknowledge that this is either a fetish or he just wants to be a sensitive young man that yearns for your love?

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@House0fstrange “We hate men!”
*Looks inside*
It’s Muslims

Why is it that about 90% of the feminist arguments are beat by the “What’s the color/religion of the man” question?

They could solve every problem they have by being racist/xenophobic instead of misandrist

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@Howlingmutant0 Mr. Mutant, his account no longer exists. (So this Gif for now until Mr. Simulator hopefully finds him)