Francisca_rf

full time napper

[Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 @daveguitarjones]

It took me all day, but I finally finished.

A pallet I made from an old coffee table.

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me when I find out that a person from season 3 of my life knows a character from season 7

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[B24 @B24PT]

Portugal tem uma equipa nas meias-finais das competições europeias pela primeira vez desde 2014 🙌

[chic∀u @joaochicau]

fiz um spot para a Turismo de Portugal e ganhei uma viagem a Cannes. Que todos os turistas tenham o seu *reelty check*

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

This level of cunt has never been acheived since

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

When everyone is looking at me and sees an adult but… this is what i feel like on the inside

[wu-tang chad @thewittyblessed]

the concept of buying land to RETURN back to nature

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I can tell that it’s causing discomfort when I refuse to look at my phone idly in public spaces. But I’m trying to bring back just looking around

[lilli ꩜ @lillirgds]

quando você vai ler um artigo científico e descobre que é analfabeta

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Due to inflation you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

[DrButtons 🦋 @DrButtonsss]

not to be dramatic but finding and displaying joy--personal, unselfconscious joy, not performative joy--in your chosen hobby/creative outlet/sport is one of the rarest and most radical acts we can do in late stage capitalism

[Prez🥀 🔜 EVO (M.RAGE BOOTH) @Demon_President]

literal proof that to be cringe is to be free

..free yourself from society's ugly ass shackles n you will find whimsy n love n happiness again

[tootsie scooter @suzietoot]

is this ??? the cuntiest thing thats ever been done by anyone ever ??

[parks @parkersity_9]

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what's going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news

[y @ysuckme]

I heard someone say:

"The amount of good things in your life depends on your ability to notice them."

I can't see it any other way now.

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

We as a society need to bring back meeting up with people just to go on a walk with them