Braxton “The Branzino” Kennedy

Mario Lopez fan account/Lactose Intolerant

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Ight so everyone who drinks mtn dew/is a fan of the brand is now known as a Dewy. No further action is needed.

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@NFL @BuffaloBills @FBI THIS is an OBSTRUCTED SEAT I demand answers

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Braxton’s hitting the town like a heat seaking missile

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Off the gas station cart

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Drop a like for the West Virginia chicken tender or have a terrible President’s day

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Just gave my cock and balls a fade

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Had a dream where I discovered there was an R rated version of Home Alone and this was the actual line from the gangster movie

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@realDonaldTrump eyes on this bro

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@uscfb @MSU_Football @NCAA @fbi @CIA @DHSgov CALL IT OFFF! A MAN JUST DIED! CALL OFF THE GAME! CALL OFF ALL BETS TOO

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BRAXTONS IN NOLA!!!

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This land is your land, this land is my land #PreserveOurMonuments

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They let Braxton loose in Baton Rouge

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Cumming out of my cage and I’ve been gooning just fine

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Ref that was all ball

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Sippin on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

-WW

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Real smilers at the office be like 🙂😊😀 in the hallway

I’m like bro wipe that fucking smirk off your face MY TUMMY HURTS😠

[Braxton “The Branzino” Kennedy @FrickBoiii]

LIFE HACK:
Washing silverware by hand and don’t have a dish towel to dry it?

Toss it in the microwave for 15 seconds. The microwave will remove all the moisture and your silverware will be ready to go!

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Words I have got to start using more often:

-titular
-bubonic
-abreast