Ndanu

she/her, Gemini ♊, A gloomy poet,🙇 Agnostic theist

[Eric @amerix]

Kenya's cabinet secretary for health is asking for USD 20 million (KSh2.6 billion) to prepare for the first 100 Ebola cases.

Which Ebola cases? From where?

Ebola Billionaires.

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Yaani, every time there's a scandal in the Health Ministry, Jeff Koinange invites CS Duale to white wash him on #JKL

First it was the loss of Ksh 11 billion at SHA and now it's the Ebola Quarantine Scandal..

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Ruto”s pet projects get huge allocations in Ksh4.8tr Budget-PD newspaper

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Section of Imenti Forest to be cleared for construction of Meru State Lodge, airstrip and golf course

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

EACC detectives have impounded Kshs. 250 Million in cash from the home of Nairobi County Chief Officer for Urban Planning, Patrick Analo.

Sakaja and his thugs are looting Nairobi County dry! These thugs belong to jail. This is the money they use to hire goons around!

[James @MrJamesKe]

You're already that big without corruption. If you start eating public funds, Parliament may need wider doors.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

BREAKING: The Budget & Appropriations Committee, chaired by Sam Atandi, has proposed adding an extra Sh345 million to the Office of President William Ruto in its report to Parliament, which MPs will now vote on.

The same report also proposes adding Sh408.7 million to the National Police.

At the same time, it recommends cutting Sh240 million from funds meant for social protection programmes and support for older citizens.

Think about that for a moment.

More money for the Presidency.
More money for security agencies.
Less money for vulnerable Kenyans and senior citizens.

We were told there is no money. But when you follow the budget, you quickly realize the issue is not that money is unavailable. The issue is where the government chooses to spend it.

And what happened to the austerity promises by Ruto?

Yes, the Committee also proposes reducing the State House budget by Sh200 million. But even after that cut, the Office of the President still comes out ahead by about Sh145 million overall.

Budgets reveal priorities better than speeches ever can.

[I am Chege @_James041]

The same Henry Wooster was the U.S Ambassador to Jordan during the April 2021 U.S backed attempted coup in Jordan. The same guy was in Haiti implementing the U.S agenda of fully turning Haiti to Gotham City. He has now been appointed the U.S ambassador to Kenya. The patterns. Let those who have eyes to see.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

23 Mining Zones all guarded by the KDF under the guise of Ebola treatment and isolation centres.

Kasongo is prioritizing his own pockets over our sovereignty by protecting a heist.

Wajinga waliisha Kenya! We see the game.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Please if it doesn't affect the nearby communities ,please set it up in USA!

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Iko siku ataelewa maana ya power belongs to people

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

With rising cases of missing children in Kenya , releasing minors from school without informing parents is reckless.Sending students home is understandable when necessary,but parents must be notified first.Anything less is gross negligence "Mary Mount girls Molo"!!

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

RUTO:I ALLOWED US TO BRING EBOLA PATIENTS-Daily Nation Wednesday

[Punstar @roywahome9]

Nlithani nimechukua zile satchet za 3 in 1 za Nescafé kwa supa, kumbe nimechukua hizi😭😭

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

A friend of mine called me usiku wife amekua labor room, alikua na SHA but I don't know what happened.

Aliitishwa 10k.

He was busy singing TUTAM, sai ndio amekiona dose.

[Bushman™ @Obi_kenya001]

This country has been growing backwards

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

KRA wants a share of dowry money.

There is a guy called Kamau.

When it was time to buy his wife, he mobilized his most monied buddies.

He put them in a WhatsApp group. The fundraising began.

Those boys were loaded. They were only 35.
By by the time they were done, they had contributed 4.5 million shillings.

Others who were not in the group wired money directly to Kamau's bank account.

The ruracio D-Day arrived.

And as always, the one and only Kikuyu ruracio anthem was tuned.

🎶 Wero... Werokamu guku kwa wa Kanini... Werokamu... 🎶

Before they could finish the song, more than 2,000 people had pulled up.

Wakaanza kutoa funjo. Then one man stood on a stool and announced they could not sit until they had given Kamau top up money to add to the dowry.

The donation book was hurriedly brought. People lined up. Cash started flowing.

By the end of the day, another 2.8 million shillings had been raised.

Kamau took the money and banked it.

Total dowry contribution sitting at his bank account: 8m shillings.

The ceremony became the talk of Gatundu South.

Kamau paid his dowry. Collected his wife. And went home peacefully.

• Lesson 1. Monied friends are good for paying dowry.

I have no clue how. But sometime later, Kamau was marked for a KRA tax audit.

KRA went straight for his bank statements. They found deposits of 8 million shillings.

Immediately, they baptized the entire amount as undeclared taxable income.

Then demanded: 30% income tax. Penalties plus interest.

Total bill: 2.5 million shillings plus.

When Kamau saw the tax bill, he went mad.
He could try to talk but words would not come out. He nearly swallowed his tongue.

When he came back to real life. He shipped a protest letter to KRA.

He explained the money was dowry contribution from his family, friends and well wishers.

- He produced WhatsApp group fundraising screenshots.
- He produced RTGS confirmations.
- He produced the donation book.
- He even produced videos of the ceremony.

Including footage of the Werokamu song.

KRA could not hear any of it. They only wanted 2.5 million.

When Kamau realized KRA was not playing, he ran to court.

He told the Tribunal:

- My lord, look. I have shown KRA where the money came from.
- I have shown KRA who contributed it.
- I have shown KRA the ceremony.
- What more do they want from me?

KRA responded.
And what they said nearly made the judges fall off their chairs.

They argued the evidence was not convincing.

Why?

• Because the 2,000 plus donors had not sworn affidavits confirming that the money they gave was a donation and not payment for goods or services.

The Tribunal looked at the matter in amusement.

Then ruled.

- Kamau had discharged his burden of proof in full.
- KRA had acted unreasonably by ignoring and disregarding the substantial evidence he provided.
- And most importantly: Income tax is a tax on income. It is not a tax on every deposit appearing in a bank account.

The Tribunal found that KRA was wrong to treat all bank deposits as taxable income without first removing proven non income items such as dowry contributions.

The tax demand was killed.

Kamau won.

KRA retreated to Times Tower. And rested.

Case closed.

• Lesson 2.

- Document everything.

- KRA will push. Push hard.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

WHO revises Ebola cases in Congo from 906 to 116.

By the end of this week there will be no reported Ebola cases in Congo.

Bastards are seeing bad things huko Congo.

"Kumbafu nyinyi"

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

And I hope he is having a good life mahali ako sai. He saw what we could not see. Legend in my books.😎

[husseinkhalid @husskhalid]

27 years old Charles Mangaru Mwangi was shot and killed yesterday Monday 1st June 2026 as Laikipia residents took to the streets to protest the proposed Ebola Quarantine Centre for US nationals.

Charles was shot in the chest/shoulder area and died on the spot. His body is lying at the Nanyuki Teaching and Referral Hospital awaiting postmortem.