Mitchell B

chaotic good

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Not me. Us.

[ShawtyAstrology🧚🏽✨ @shawtyastrology]

Capricorn's don't get enough credit for how FUNNY they are. They seriously be tellin' you the funniest things with a straight face, it's hilarious. Their sarcasm also attributes to their amazing sense of humor. ♑️🤣

[Mitchell B @FriendOfSquanto]

Twitter put stories on their platform and everyone on Twitter said “nah” I see like 3 on from bigger accounts 😂😂

[Davontae Harris @wichkid]

We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...

[laura @hanniganlaw]

I know it’s a long shot, but I sending out a giant thank you to the two kind guys that moved my dead car away from the train tracks on Ave 9. #MaderaRanchos

[Mitchell B @FriendOfSquanto]

@kasssescobar Bubblebass

[🌜nico🌛 @lupinscardigan]

2021

[Mitchell B @FriendOfSquanto]

@CameronCates7 I bet she hates sand too

[Mitchell B @FriendOfSquanto]

@Smelliot_ Fun fact: The one time I played fantasy football I got invited to play in a friends league. I won the league and didn’t get invited back 😂

[Zai @Koolzai]

THE RETWEET BUTTON IS BACK

[Mitchell B @FriendOfSquanto]

@wesawesa Even Excel is acting up in 2020 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Mitchell B @FriendOfSquanto]

@CameronCates7 @MichelleKhare I don’t know who she is

[Jason Halley @JasonHalley_CSU]

The colors at twilight were a bit surreal. @chicostate

[Mitchell B @FriendOfSquanto]

Gavin Newsom going out for a family event at 10:01 pm

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Poppy. She thinks the new creature in her house is very frightening. Please remove it. Thank you. 13/10

[chicken joe ♛ @chickfiljoe]

just got the call... pour one up for duke today🕊

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

compelling evidence for ending the barbaric practice of changing the clocks twice a year once and for all.

[sed✨ @seddybitch]

YAAAAALLLLLLLL GEORGE LOPEZ REUNION 😭😭😭😭