LoPez Dispenser ©

it’s a jungle out there // he/him

[LoPez Dispenser © @Smelliot_]

Idk what Adele’s ex husband did to make her drive up the 99 through Modesto, but he’s going straight to hell for it

[LoPez Dispenser © @Smelliot_]

@afisthatdude At this point, it should just be a Hell in the Cell cage match

[Andrew McCutchen @TheCUTCH22]

Furries

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Hi, Poochie, you look like you've got something to say. Do you?"

[Visor @VisorDaddy]

Congrats on making the best pronoun joke in like 8 years

[LoPez Dispenser © @Smelliot_]

@s0uthperry The underground is no joke.

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@furnastyp

[Bark Bark  @amatheson10]

Life is too fucking short. Tell your friends and family you love them. Be kind. Much love y’all ❤️

[LoPez Dispenser © @Smelliot_]

@amatheson10 Love you buddy ❤️

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Genuinely worried I might be entering my bird watching era

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I was looking up Max Rebo facts for work as one does, and I just found out the Star Wars version of jazz is canonically jizz. I understand it probably predates the term as it’s known today, but my life will never be the same

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@Grapes_nMyMouth Happy to spread the good word

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I move to Sacramento the same year they win a playoff game, I was the problem and the solution all along

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You’re lit, I’m lit, the beam is lit, we’re all lit

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Best ballpark in America

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Not sure what’s going on in McCovey Cove right now but it’s going on the bucket list

[Chester Aries @chesteraries]

@heathen_king @BenedictTown Just in case there was any doubt

[Joe Merrick @JoeMerrick]

Today is the day...

Never thought it'd come after 26 years. A constant in the Pokémon world is going. A new start begins but it still feels weird

#ThankYouAshAndPikachu

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Over 20 years of watching these two, doesn’t feel real

[TAHK0 ☕️ @TAHK0]

The very last shot of Ash and Pikachu in the pokemon anime

[Eric Baudour @EricBaudour]

Wonder if the Angels will finish above .500

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"The more I watch Purdue, the more I think we can beat them."

The FDU coach called their upset win yesterday 😱 https://t.co/Ist2i94wMT