Friendzoned4Ever

I'm a nice guy who enjoys spending my time and money on beautiful women who will never fuck me.

Ever.

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@ScoutLaroo Absolutely! Hell, take my kidney while you're at it.

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@Whatevah_Amy I think you left it on the floorboard of my pickup.

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@ScoutLaroo You're really asking a lot there babe. He's only human.

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@argumentwinner @AlwayzInTrouble I'm going to throw the bullshit flag on that.

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@AlwayzInTrouble The years have been kind to you.

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@AlwayzInTrouble @BangOfThrones Point taken. Clearly I didn't think that through too well.

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@AlwayzInTrouble @BangOfThrones Well geez, it's been 12 days since you posted that! I've slept since then and can't remember anything!

Actually I was thinking that maybe the first one hurt so much that you said fuck it on the other. Lol

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@AlwayzInTrouble @BangOfThrones You probably get this all the time but I'll ask anyway; why do you have only one nipple pierced? Just curious.

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@therealBrandy Lucky bastard!

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@ProperTitsOut Good lord, woman! Those could kill a fella! (But what a way to go!)

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@NYorNothing @718hooligan I'm sorry, was there something after Growing Pains? I sorta blacked out there for a second.

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@Whatevah_Amy Gotta love a Jersey girl with a rack like that! 😍

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@ScoutLaroo You're quite lovely.

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@naughtymarie4 I'd love to disappoint you sometime.

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@iluvtacos822 Me-wow!

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Twins, baby!

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I’m sorry I sang “tonight is ur night bro” while I took my clothes off, I thought u had good taste in movies.

If u know the movie AND can’t wait for the Eddie Murphy sequel, retweet & I’ll DM u a special pic tonight 😇😈

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@BRlFFGRAFF Noble?

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@ericafett Just call me Peter Peter.

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@NYorNothing Don't forget your plump camel toe!

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@BastardProphet Wood.