Top Ramen

We have met before. Shhh...🤫

[Top Ramen @clodd517]

I’m petty as fuck...

[Top Ramen @clodd517]

My main @starsnbars7 got restricted but I kinda miss this. Happy Sunday social media whores! ( and your wives)

[Top Ramen @clodd517]

If she rocks the “smokey eye” look, she’ll do that thing you like while simultaneously taking your soul.

[Josh @starsnbars7]

A tasteful nude just means hiding the wedding ring.

[breakingbad @breakingbadjay]

Wish me luck. Im gonna attempt to have sex with my wife.

[“Parody” Jesus @Presidont99]

Reached a thousand followers again, please look for my new account which will be activated once this one is also suspended

[Josh @starsnbars7]

What I’ve learned from hearing my female neighbor screaming during sex: his name is Jared and I think they are having a threesome with Jesus.

[Top Ramen @clodd517]

@creja34 @Superabsorb Magnificent...

[dan @dadopotamus]

dumb people are waiting to prove themselves everyday.

[tinydeathmachine @diemydarkling]

Let’s not screw this up

[Josh @starsnbars7]

Having coffee and Doritos for breakfast at 3pm because I totally have my shit together.

[Top Ramen @clodd517]

@difficultpatty So is my girlfriend... I like Sunny in Philadelphia better but she loves it🤷🏼‍♂️

[Top Ramen @clodd517]

@freudianscript Or maybe they exposed yours...

[tazz @noneofyours99]

It's not the size of the account that matters
It's how you use it

[Top Ramen @clodd517]

@JennSlowpez I had a FB post very similar. Biden is a Democratic Trump... with Alzheimer’s. Fucking shame.

[Emmy Bacon 🇨🇦 @EmmyStar79]

DM's aren't working so I will write my messages here:

-Awww😍
-I'm good, how are you?
-You're so sweet
-No, you are!
-Are you getting my messages?
-Ugh, this is so annoying
-HAHA! So funny!
-Watch this video, it's important! 😆
-Fuck this shit
-I LOVE YOU!

[Top Ramen @clodd517]

@Melchievous Nice format tweet 🙄... enjoy those balls... and the DMs...