smell my feet

[🔥Firecracker-K🔥 @KaRaRacn75]

I think my purpose is to do whatever the hell the fuck I want honesty.

[🔥Firecracker-K🔥 @KaRaRacn75]

I might be bad at sit ups or push ups but my fuck ups are on point.

[120yearz @120yearz]

I'm timing you....ready set go

[smell my feet @drinkingbeerman]

The people who say "I can't believe they did that " have absolute zero awareness.

[smell my feet @drinkingbeerman]

I immediately ignore someone talking to me about their personal life problems

[smell my feet @drinkingbeerman]

Disgusting Lazy Pud

[smell my feet @drinkingbeerman]

Me : getting work done !!!

Company do nothing ass licker pud : "just to let you y'all know you left a light on"

[smell my feet @drinkingbeerman]

I don't care what anyone says, termites love food.

[120yearz @120yearz]

stop bossing ppl around

[120yearz @120yearz]

mother nature is better without ppl

[smell my feet @drinkingbeerman]

You desperately so want to be the boss of figuring out who farted in your company truck

[smell my feet @drinkingbeerman]

I'm currently watching Alligator Karma devour a zero awareness individual

[120yearz @120yearz]

I was looking up at the moon last night and then it hit me....I better drink some whiskey

[120yearz @120yearz]

never relax

[smell my feet @drinkingbeerman]

I brought my backgammon dice to this craps party!

[🔥Firecracker-K🔥 @KaRaRacn75]

I need to find some shitty tweets to RT. Where they all at?

[smell my feet @drinkingbeerman]

Why do you scratch your ass and smell fingers?

[smell my feet @drinkingbeerman]

I guess you forgot to wipe that distinctive lying smirk off your big face

[🔥Firecracker-K🔥 @KaRaRacn75]

Take that bare minimum shit to the dumpster.

[🔥Firecracker-K🔥 @KaRaRacn75]

Guys over 50 need to stop messing with these young girls. You need to get a woman who knows the signs of a stroke.