Big Green Tea Guy

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

I have now tweeted about breakfast, lunch, and dinner in the same day (i.e. the Twitter Triathlon). Like what Scriabin attempted with his unfinished symphony, this monumental act has restored a primordial balance to the world & saved humanity. You are all welcome.

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

@aeneashemphill Like why be so rigid about what a “trauma movie” is, why be dogmatic about the backrooms’ unresolved ontology, and why try so hard to resist that the tulpas play out (whether literally or as a matter of projection) some element of their neuroses. I could wager why though lol

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

@aeneashemphill This is very spot on and it’s a very bizarre argument to deny that trauma is a major theme in it

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

Don’t know how people are missing Daniel Lopatin and Le ravissement de Frank N. Stein

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Pre-Backrooms Backrooms things, then, are Piranesi, House of Leaves, and that episode of the Simpsons where Homer goes 3d

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

@J0EGLEAS0N Accidentally watched this out loud while I was at bus driver school

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

@thegratefulhog @emotionalpimp The grateful hog, huh? Just how grateful about that hog are we talking?

[karlee @kar__lee]

Comrade Wemby vs. Comrade Zohran. Finally a sporting event for the leftists 🫡

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

YES!! And maybe Mamdani meets up with Wemby at his hotel room to congratulate him on his accomplishments in Leftism and Basketball, and after brainstorming ways to resolve every division in leftism… Well, I can’t spoil the *spicy* end to the RPF I’m writing 🫢

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

If Spurs clinch, Wemby’s Spurs vs Mamdani’s Knicks will be the first NBA finals that maps onto a DSA Left vs DSA Right divide. Liberation vs Groundwork/SMC.

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

@capybaroness If someone followed you around with a pen and paper and wrote down the opposite of everything you did and said, it’d yield some incredible prognosticative power

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

@capybaroness I love how much you piss me off with your movie takes, Pitt takes (not even a good show btw), and basketball takes. You really manage to get nothing right in a way that is almost uniquely insightful

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

As a leftist, I of course recognize that basketball is dialectical. But now that the Spurs are the new heir apparent after vanquishing the evil (liberal?) Thunder, surely the dialectic won’t come back to sting them, especially when they’re exposed to a much larger market team

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

Holy. Fucking. WOW 🤩🤩🤩🤩

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

sga is a basketball terrorist and must be stopped

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

@deleuzism @MargBarAmerica Thank you Deleuze!

[village idiot 🦧 @Lobdog0]

has anyone made Wemby backrooms memes yet

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

Real Marxists know class struggle means you’ve gotta throw a couple “elbows” in the face of the bourgeoisie!

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

Yes! Basketball is just like the theories of Karl Marx!!!!

Karl Marx[a] (German: [ˈkaʁl ˈmaʁks]; 5 May 1818 – 14 March 1883) was a German philosopher, social and political theorist, economist, journalist, and revolutionary socialist. He developed the theory of historical materia

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Let’s go spurs

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

@teepeefive @BrandonRahbar There’s still time to be honest with yourself, friend. Lying to yourself will consume your soul

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

@BanderReturn Keep up the good work! We’re all proud of you from where I stand!

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

They had to use elephant tranquilizers to calm me down after reading this one

[Big Green Tea Guy @FriendlyKnave]

At a certain point hating the Thunder is less about basketball and more about everyone’s own discrete personality disorders