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Sometimes I quote things my friends say.

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

“A bunch of countries rebranded their names.”

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Dc not allowing Waymo for safety reasons is insane when there's no ban on Maryland drivers

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

In this week’s punctuation matters

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

Reminder that learning proper grammar is important.

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

@united Is the idea that there would be no more reclining seats?

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

Why you choose the 30 yrs of experience over the recent grad hire

[Chris Fronzak @FRONZ1LLA]

"Dude there's no way you could ever win unless every single person in front of you crashed"

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

“He has pellet ice? He’s fancy as F!”

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

@capitalweather @grok what could it be

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

Are the Nationals ”Good Luck Nats”

[MLB @MLB]

Kyle Schwarber is a single, double, and homer shy of the cycle on #SundayNightBaseball.

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

@GloryDaze_ @mdonnino @EM_RESUS @grok show us what this exercise what this looks like:

Foot placement to induce backward pressure on pelvis, chest out, scapulas in, and head back stretch.

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

But we want to do a complex hiring process all other times 🥴

[Source of the Spring @SourcetheSpring]

Governor Wes Moore has announced a simplified hiring process for state positions to support Maryland workers impacted by federal layoffs.

Read More https://t.co/wbRfr55rHa

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

Who isn’t going to wear this

[Arlistic @Arlistics]

😍3D Graphic Hoodies Animals Dogs🐕
Get here >> https://t.co/FStoiEhJXb

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

@LucyFirSC @gvtcontractor Sounds like a story plot that would be on the show Atlanta. Write out the episode and sell it to them

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

This is wild

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

What US presidents would look like today. This is really fascinating.

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

@randomrecruiter My rule of thumb: 1) if they took the time to interview, we owe them a phone call 2) if we discussed a specific concern in skill up front, I can use that for feedback, 3) otherwise only generic general “they selected another candidate whose skills more closely aligned”

[Eastern Shore Undercover ® @ShoreUndercover]

DISORDERLY SUBJECT
Aldi Shopping Center - Berlin, MD

Maryland State Police (Berlin—Barrack V) are on the scene at the Aldi Shopping Center with a disorderly subject. A thin white male in his 40s with tattoos was pushing a cart and yelling at sea gulls that they "taste like chicken."

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

Honestly you won’t get better news than this account. Truly

[Eastern Shore Undercover ® @ShoreUndercover]

FRIENDS WON'T LEAVE - WANT SOMETHING TO EAT
High Banks Drive - Salisbury, MD

Maryland State Police (Salisbury - Barrack E) are responding to High Banks Drive to assist an individual at this residence who is having issues with people at his home. He invited people over, then told them they had to leave about 3 hours ago.

Now, they are back, banging on his door and won't leave because they want something to eat.

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

@randomrecruiter @stantanevhr The are a bunch of states now that have the “pay transparency law” where you have to give the salary if a candidate asks. The fines are up to $10k per violation depending on the state. Although we don’t post our salaries we are always required to provide the entire range.

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@austin_rief A good pair of white sneakers is the answer

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@kami_ayani @iamjasonlevin @Uber There is! Pink Cab - for women and children https://t.co/V9U4JIEtq1

[Friendsofmine @Friendsthatihav]

@WashProbs Nations/Buzz/Blue Room/5th column times were epic