Friendzone Tailgate

Welcome one and all to the only time you'll be dying to get friendzoned! Come have a cold #Shiner beer with us!

[Friendzone Tailgate @FriendzoneTG]

Thanks to everyone who came out to tailgate with us in our 10th tailgating season. Big shoutout to @KristenDistTX and @ShinerBeer for being a part of a great season. Prost!

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

Mike Evans just did perhaps the most hilariously disrespectful thing anyone’s ever done on a football field. There’s no comeback for this.

[DNVR Buffs @DNVR_Buffs]

Colorado took a timeout because there were only 8 players out for FG block

They then came out after the timeout with only 9 players

[On3 @On3]

NEW: LSU QB Sam Leavitt is no longer on the injury report for Saturday's Ole Miss game.

https://t.co/6tJbVziYsh

[𝖘𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖔 ✨ @soloosuave]

A young man surrounded by friends makes his first brisket and it comes out perfect

[Friendzone Tailgate @FriendzoneTG]

People claiming it’s a weather issue…I guess 11am and 230pm in Texas feels like winter in September.

[Clay Wells @claybwells10]

I’ve seen the raw number discrepancies between noon and night games for LSU, but it took diving a little deeper for it to actually jar me.

In the CFP era they’ve played a total of 80 home games (A&M on the 26th will be #81). 65 (66) of those have been night games. 4 out of every 5 games they’ve played over the last 12 plus seasons have started under the lights.

In the SEC on ABC era they’ve played 14 of 16 at night, one at 3:30, and one at noon. They played six 3:30 SEC on CBS games through the last decade of the deal while other teams passed that in two seasons.

All but one buy game since 2014 has been a night game (Utah State in 2019 after they’d already played Georgia Southern and Northwestern State).

20 of 25 games since 2014 against Alabama, Ole Miss, Texas A&M, and Florida have been night kickoffs.

The A&M game is their 4th scheduled night game through the first 5 weeks. Mississippi State is slated for a noon kickoff, but with Alabama and Texas on the schedule for November, there’s a very good chance they play 6+ home night games for the 8th time in the last 13 seasons.

It’s outrageous that they get these protections and privileges that no one else in the country, let alone the conference gets.

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

This picture fills me with a seething rage... I'm not racist or anything I just hate seeing Texas Longhorns happy

[Friendzone Tailgate @FriendzoneTG]

Ohio St. with some terrible play calling in that 4th Q

[Taco @TheTacoCorp69]

Johnny Manziel used to show up cross faded with a water bottle full of Hennessy and put 50 on you

[Brian Fagan @bdfagan]

Remarkable statistic:

Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

50 POINTS, 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS, AND 155 TATERS

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

IT’S GAME DAY, AGS!

[2022 Heisman Winner @vj_v_]

I have yet to see Lebron do this

[Friendzone Tailgate @FriendzoneTG]

Fuck everything about LSU

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sources: In the formal SEC presidents vote today to confirm the penalties in the legislation involving banning of NFL players, there ended up being a 15-0 vote. LSU abstained from voting. There was an initial vote of 16-0 on Tuesday.

[Conor Sheeran @conor__sheeran]

The TCU social media team

[Friendzone Tailgate @FriendzoneTG]

These AI alternates are absolute dogshit.

[AggiesMuse @aggiesmuse]

🧵 of Alternate Uniforms I made in 5 minutes using AI that are better than these:

Disclaimer: I am firmly anti-bevel but AI evidently is not

[Friendzone Tailgate @FriendzoneTG]

Is this @HEATHXXII ?

[Ryan Brauninger @R_Brauninger]

So far, so good.

With just a couple of weeks before fall workouts kick back up, Texas A&M pitching coach Barry Enright is making an early mark on the recruiting trail. (Premium)

⚾️ https://t.co/RoOG0tTMu7

[Chris Phillips @CPhilly19]

Would you punch your best friend in the face as hard as you could to guarantee your favorite college football team a National Championship this season?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dodgers fans when the lockout hits next summer

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

“Tarik Skubal has been traded”