Allura Lure

I'm the lure your man is hooked to. Dead-ass sexy aquatic private dancer with expensive tastes and more expensive dances. Fish bait? More like wish bait.

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

my only regret is, as a fishing lure I am too small to ever for in a Luis Vuitton heel.

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

I better have enough cash by the end I the night to buy a bigger yacht than the one I was originally cast off of.

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

being a fishing lure turned exotic dancer isn't for everyone. if you ain't cute go back to ur sloop.

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

I just hope he's packing more metal on him than the mercury that is no doubt all over his body

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

the cutest catch just walked into the club. damn that salmon is slammin'!

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

no earthworm on no measly fish hook could reel in HALF the catches I make nightly

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

I already had one patron trailing after me so hard you'd think I'd been trolling off a boat!

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

but no matter, time to make this worknight into a WURK night!

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

I am just not feeling it tonight at the club, my hook feels all bent out of shape.

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

it's never to early to #treat yourself, buoys and gills

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

I think you're supposed to wait till 5 to drink but I already made a beautiful margarita SO

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

1:00 brunch with all my gills. as a lure I don't actually have a mouth but pouring a mimosa all over my body is very much my #aesthetic

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

don't cast for a client you're not prepared to reel in~

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

weekday nights are always slow but you just gotta roll with the tides

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

My life's all about big fishes and bad bitches B)))

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

crazy weekend though! your girl was getting so much green it was like the club turned into a kelp garden.

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

I love champagne! I feel like I'd like it more if it didnt immediately dissipate into the ocean as soon as i popped open a bottle.

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

@sharkopter Dream on, small catch! I fish in bigger ponds than you've ever seen B)

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

I feel that the club is probably gonna be dead tonight, full of total flounders.

[Allura Lure @FriskyFishBait]

Boys are so easy to #bait. Wondering when I'm gonna land a real catch.