Sharkopter

There was once a passionate love affair between a shark and a helicopter. I am the result of this beautiful union. Nuff said.

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

I hate to break it to you, but that's just a drawing of the Ninja Turtles. I don't think it's going to help you out. https://t.co/DOrhNN7dSQ

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@sharkopter watch you're back cuz' I've got a craving for shark fin soup and I've got backup.

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

@FriskyFishBait Oh well. Guess I'll be chewing my food today.

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

@Turtle_Cake9000 Why not? I'm always up for cake. Be advised, I might still be hungry afterwards though.

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

@ParfaitCrabby Changed my mind. Forget @Turtle_Cake9000 , you're first. I can have dessert before my main course today.

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

@Dinoman19 Really? I'm just feeling hungry but that's all day every day so...

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

@Turtle_Cake9000 The only thing you all will be doing is coming out of my behind after you've been digested. You're first, Reggie.
#tasty

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

@TerryTurtletank You turtle tanks are like crabs legs. You have to work a little to get at the juicy bits but boy is it worth the effort!

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

@Android_Ass I'll call my agent. This'll be a collaboration for the ages! We'll make more money than both Avengers movies combined!

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

@LoafPug Sorry. That was me. I just couldn't resist.

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

@FriskyFishBait Ayy girl how you doin? Fish gotta stick together. How bout we hook up? I promise I won't bite. I'll just swallow you whole.

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

It's time for a story: once there were lots of cute little animals roaming the world, then I ate them all. They were very good. The end.

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

@WhiteRhinomite I get the feeling I probably shouldn't try to eat you. You're bigger than me and I might get EXPLOSIVE diarrhea.

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

@Coach_Purse_01 I don't know why they like Italian bags either. They taste terrible! Like leftover fettuccini that was thrown up by a cat!

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

I hear the sentient foods want to fight against me. Bring it on! I'm always in favor of an all-you-can-eat buffet!

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

@AngryProfessor1 Is a shark-helicopter hybrid really that weird? I personally don't think so but my opinion might be biased.

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

When will Hollywood make a movie about me? If not them, the SyFy channel would do it, surely. I'll work for food!

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

@LoafPug Gladly. Would you prefer to be toasted or baked? I doubt you'll be much more than a mouthful but you'll still be tasty.

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

When you're a flying shark, travel is easy. I even get a free buffet when I just fly or swim with my mouth open.
#goodday#sharkstuff

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

I wish I could run. I'm the deadliest predator in the air and in the water but on land all I can do is kind of flop around uselessly.

[Sharkopter @sharkopter]

Everything is prey! People, animals, houseplants, cars, toasters, x-ray machines, dirty laundry...you name it. I won't touch spinach though.