Coach

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

Smoothie king?! SMOOTHIE KING?! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE MCDONALDS!!! STOP IT WITH THE CALORIES!

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

Do not place me on the ground like some peasant bag. Put me on a table where classy bags belong! You are a poor excuse for a woman!

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

@Or4nge_Krushed you need a coach purse to MOTIVATE you!

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

@TROKARYOT1C well maybe thats why you are such a mess. You have no taste in handbags. Imma have to whip you into shape

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

@typemycock dont you just love looking fabulous? I have to keep so many clueless women from being DISASTERS everyday. Unlike @Or4nge_Krushed

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

@typemycock cuz u have got some great style

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

@typemycock they better be stylish

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

@Or4nge_Krushed your ex had better taste than you do. Probably why you're so depressingg

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

@Or4nge_Krushed drinkers are quitters! Maybe if you weren't such a weakling you wouldn't drink away your pain!

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

@Or4nge_Krushed maybe if you had a Coach purse like myself you wouldn't be such a LOWLIFE DOWNER. Get motivated, ya baby!!

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

@TROKARYOT1C maybe its because of that god awful purse you carry. Get a real handbag slacker!

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

I feel bad for those who carry LLBean bags. How lazy and unmotivated are you? Need a coach?

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

YOU'LL NEVER BE A MODEL EATIN THEM FRIES HONEY. I lock up my zipper whenever we pass by McDonalds for your sake AND mine

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

As a principle I put 10 pounds in me. That way u get used to it, but the men who thinks you cant carry it is out weighed. #men

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

So. I was out with my woman today and she walked into Civvies. DONT YOU DARE BRING ME INTO CIVVIES. Imma be so heavy next time you carry me

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

@AngryProfessor1 maybe you wouldn't be so angry if you had a cute purse? Like myself. We coach purses will coach out the best in a woman.

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

@sharkopter You eat too much. Stop or else you'll get fat, and you know how Abercrombie feels about that! Time for a hike, bring me with you

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

Idk why all these girls like all those Italian bags. They're so trashy! Let's have some standards, honey. Coach is the good girl way to go.

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

I hate it when girls cry. YOU NEED TO WOMAN THE FUCK UP. I won't be carried by a girl who cant handle her heels. Keep walkin' princess.

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

Ladies. STOP HESITATING. OF COURSE YOU CAN BRING ANOTHER LIPGLOSS.