Sir.P.Cock

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare in love was based off of my life. #noragrets Gwyneth Paltrow is fiiinnne woman.

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

Plus typewriters are much more classy and sophisticated.

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

I would be featherless before becoming into some kind of bird tablet...which means I would soon rather die.

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

I am so thankful I am not a bird with a touchscreen and have keys instead because somehow I would just fall over and die.

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

It amazes me how beautiful love is. My love for women

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

I shower, condition my feathers, oil my keys and gears, write for hours on end. The struggles of being so handsome

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

Sometimes when take me for granted, on what all I do for them. Do you know the kind of maintenance it takes for this to be up to par?

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

You're a sir anyway, but not the cool respected English banker that has tea and cigars with noblemen, that we call sir

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

I wear a monocle sometimes for no reason and a tiny hat. Why is that, that somehow shows you are a sir?

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

I wrote this beautiful thing today, and I nearly made myself faint on how good it was. zWatch out you lovely ladies

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

@Coach_Purse_01 you should hook me up with one of those so I can give one as a gift to my lady.

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

was @ a bakery & my woman was looking @ cakes. showed her this pic.. & a few of my fethakeys got ruffled. #gotlucky

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

leaving all the ladies to myself

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

WATCHOUT for #birdofparadise. I'll type up a storm. Such a storm that will have straight guys questioning their sexuality

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

give a feather what my city comes too. But..if the ladies want me to stand for justice. I'll do it in a heartbeat

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

Im so rich, I use money to type love letters to my lovers. Im basically just like Bruce Wayne except I have a better taste in color & don't

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

this is how I roll,blue feathers outta control, It's Sir. P with the big ego,like Kanye west I got the rhymes #ilovemelikekanyeloveskanye

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

When I strut on by, girls be lookin like damn he fly, I type to the beat, strutting down the street with my new fethakeys (yeah)

[Sir.P.Cock @typemycock]

Saw a pretty young thing strutting by today, so guess what I did?... I FLASHED HER

[Coach @Coach_Purse_01]

YOU'LL NEVER BE A MODEL EATIN THEM FRIES HONEY. I lock up my zipper whenever we pass by McDonalds for your sake AND mine