Reginald Turtleton

I might look old but I assure you young hipsters I am the bees knees.

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

The fact I can get it right away with a lot more fun if I was your man is not an issue of whether it was not immediately available to al ...

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@hiveminddrone well... Your mother is probably a very nice lady...who is very disappointed in how you turned out.

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@pancake_dunlap yeah man! You either dig what it's all about or you go back to squaresville. Squaresville is the name of my retirement home

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@sharkopter watch you're back cuz' I've got a craving for shark fin soup and I've got backup.

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@hiveminddrone using the royal we? I can respect that, but turtles are clearly the cats pajamas.

[Pug Loaf @LoafPug]

Stop asking me how I was made. My mom was bread and my dad was a pug. That's all u knead to know.

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@Turtle_Cake9000: #morning, time for some cream of wheat and birthday cake.

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@hiveminddrone This Grandpa Is Funny. Well thank you missy but I'm not quite that old, just wise behind my ears. You know, in my brain. LOL!

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@hiveminddrone oh Elvis that rapscallion hoo-ha-ing with his boulders and biscuits, I'm more of a yoyoma man myself.

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@sharkopter I'm sorry, sometimes I'm a little senile, how about we settle this over some cake.

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@sharkopter Reggie? You may threaten me, but slander? How dare you besmirch my honor.

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@AngryProfessor1 what? Me and Virgil are still close friends, we go to the state fair. Although he has been busy these last few centuries...

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@sharkopter have at you, scoundrel! I'll take you on in any arena be it old timey boxing or greco roman wrestling.

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@Turterpan we're having areunion in May, with great grandpa Boris, uncle Elijah and great aunt Priscilla and you (if you fix your spelling).

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

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[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

Sentient foods unite! We must rally against this @sharkopter menace before he devours us all. We'll go all Judah Maccabee on his behind.

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@whale_tale1 Ugh same here, calling me Regi. Thinkin' ' we're on a first name basis. Respect your elders. 🐢

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

@AngryProfessor1 lol roflcopter jk totesmygoats! I'm hip right? Yeah, yeah, I'm hip. I listen to that jumping music. Hop-hop?

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

Only two more weeks until 2030 is closer than 2000. Sigh, I miss the good old days of the holy roman empire.

[Reginald Turtleton @Turtle_Cake9000]

I'm a lot like your homework, a piece of cake! But seriously education is important.