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@AngryProfessor1 why woman are so complicated.? one day they just want me (turtlepan) other they act like they dont care, weird, arent they?

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Looking for a Gf who know how to cook, also have to be a good cooker! but if she cook on me, that's a plus! Come on ladies, don't be shy!

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I wonder if i will be the only one in the world... :( would I'll be lonely? .... Naaaa! life is too complicated to be with someone! buahahah

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I'm functional ! i guess if you are hungry, just call me! or text me! I have a express pan in my back, but you have to give me food #hungry

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Have you ever think... why the turtles are sooo slow...? I'm still thinking about it...

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I think i will be like, Animal-Frankenstein , but better! #evolution

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What if... Instead of been a normal turtle... You can turn into a Turtlepan!! Think about it !

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I want my life.... I want it... Well well, soon i will have a life ! Buahahah

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If you need a pet.... Just ask me!! I have a lot of brothers that may want love... Or food! #family #alwaysfood

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Believe... Can you believe how dificult is life...? :/ even more for me :/ #unfair

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@Turtle_Cake9000 I try to fix my spelling ... Help me! I miss the whole family! I bet is gonna be awesome!

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@Turtle_Cake9000 i miss u my brother!! I miss you so much! Where are you? Is been a long time since we see each other! #brotherforever

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I simply can't go for a walk today... Too many people went to that scad fashion show.... #unfair #savannahfullofpeople

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@Turtle_Cake9000 Oh I'm so sorry! I was busy... I'm trying to become a celebrity chef. You know how though it is in this world of pros

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What is life....? A mix between a turtle and a pan...? ... That's my life ;)

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@MissPropetal but you think...@AngryProfessor1 is always angry because of that? Maybe she need a turtlepan to be more relax!

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@MissPropetal i can't imagine! That's why i am glad that I'm not a professor! How difficult could be @MissPropetal ?

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Life of a @Turtlepan is tough , but it is better than a life of a 3D Professor... #thankGod #Turtlepanrules

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Am I a turtle...? Am I a Pan...? What is the meaning of life? ...

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On those days when I don't want to get out of the bed, I look at myself in the mirror, and the only thing I see is one BIG PAN :(