Once this covid-19 shit passes over I’m going to the beach and I don’t care who goes with me but my fat ass is gonna be splashing around in the ocean for a week straight so if you see me splashing around I’m not drowning I’m just drunk as fuck having a good time
I love Morgan Wallen and his new single "More Than My Hometown" but from someone who lived in Sneedville, TN I can say I would love a piss hot Mad Dog from Scotty's Market more than that town.
Dearest mother —
The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm.
— Andrew
I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)