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I still earnestly use Bitmoji. she/her #blm #lgbtq+ #feminism

[essential twerker @FrizziFace]

Get you a person that says things like “I paused it and waited for you to get back so we can watch this segment about vampire kids together”

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Judge Judy? More like judge Who’s she? Is a joke I’d have made if I were a standup when Judge Judy debuted.

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@smteague weekender travel bag, I’m on the PJs train and upgraded version of something they use too. Don’t sleep on nice gloves or sunglasses. Diff route: Maybe tickets to a show or event, or plan a day where they get to do all the things they like and none of the stuff they don’t.

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@Itsjukjuk I love thinx, but my circumstance is that my periods are rarely super heavy anymore and I have never minded pads. Also they’re super thick as undies over all, they almost hold you in like spanx (much more flexible and comfy tho) so I often wear them w high waist jeans

[Jeff @usedwigs]

maybe my favorite thing ever

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@annielkozak

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I just saw an ad for a jacket and the tag was “the jacket that you’ll wear over and over again” as if that’s not already what you do when you buy a fucking jacket????

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@joshgondelman Billy Joel is the kind of landlord that charges a separate pet rent.

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access.

If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂

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@taylorcotter Not with a bang, but with a hotel.

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@sirbizlow Close but he’s not wearing chucks

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Do you flop around yelling “Thomas J can’t see without his glasses” when you misplace your specs or are you no fun?

[essential twerker @FrizziFace]

Therapist: and where do you think this anxiety is coming from?

Everyone woman in her 30s: the group chat.

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If you don’t accept me at my at a G1 or G2 you don’t deserve me at my G6.

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@annielkozak Buskerrrrrrrrrs’ last show

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I would say I’ve been existing, but not ✨thriving✨ since they changed the fries at Burger King in the mid aughts and the McNuggets at McDonald’s in the early 2000s.

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@annielkozak Big nose guys are elite

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Today while eating I accidentally took off my glasses with my fork, so I guess I’m Mr. Bean now.