Hector Rodriguez

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[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

//PSA: no matter what flirty/sexual things Hec says it doesnt mean i want to ship. Nor that he wants to pursue you. Its just how he talks.

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

@ProphetofHades (a muffled voice from a far corner of twilight fields)

Is the power of a forlorn lover enough to vanquish death...

(Slowly sits up from his hiding spot, the coffin's lid creaking ominously)

I LIIVVEE BLLAAAHHGGGh... Sup, Bone Daddy? I'd ask if you missed me but I already know.

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

I don't remember most'a last week

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

You'd think bein' stuck at Cohen's would be hell, but he's not very good at hiding shit so I spent most of it high as a kite. Not all bad.

Probably...

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

@EvesClubManager [walks right behind the counter and grapples James into a big hug, intensely whispering]

/I missed you so much you have no idea/

So let me give ya one!; I haven't spoken to anyone but Cohen in seven(7) days. ...& Fitzpatrick but he's basically Cohen junior.

[Still hugging]

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

@EvesClubManager Aye baybeee, the one & only! Been MIA fer a whollee week, ya miss me?

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

@ProphetofHades "Pshhhh! You know y'always miss me~!" He appears from seemingly nowhere to grab Cesar from behind, wrapping his arms around his waist. & maybe slips his fingers down the front of Cesar's trousers a little bit in the process.

"Wasn't even on bender this time; Cohen grounded me."

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

@SugarFueledBoy "Hell yeah! Wait...is this gonna be like that other sweater where you could see my nipples? It's not a deal breaker m'just wonderin'."

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

@LeftToFreeze Oof-- ice me? Very sexy. But... It'll be real cold...so you gotta...you know...when you get to my Johnson? ...do him proud.

......All I'm sayin' is you gotta sculpt my dick like I'm not in a freezer in nothin' but stilettos.

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

@DexterousTouch pretty damn good Kyle impression. Definitely not because Hector spends a lot of time mocking his fellow disciples. & if he did, it would be out of love.]

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

@DexterousTouch Technically... As far as Steinman's concerned... "Kyle Fitzpatrick" is the only fella involved...

Soooo......

What'bout..only if he asks ya...Just for this week? Just until Cohen's loosens my leash a little? That's all ya gotta do! "Yessir, I am Hector Rodriguez!"

[Does a +

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

If I casually hang out naked 'round @LeftToFreeze, there's no doubt in my mind that eventually he'll accidentally end up sculptin' my likeness.

I'm in it for the long con.

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

@BeautyObligate Yeah usually! Because I'm his favourite which means he would be devastated if any harm were to come ta me ahEM.

But even /I/ gotta take a break from all the fingering I do for Cohen every once in a while.

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

HhhhhhCohen isn't here, said he was gonna be... Whatever part'a Rapture's furthest from here.

Yer welcome, please leave.

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

@DexterousTouch I am... deeply injured. That you would think I did anything wrong....

I'm just playin' a game is all. C'mon, Fitz, playy with meeeee

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

//PSA #2: I write speech very phonetically. The drunker Hector is the less legible my typing is. If you can't understand him & would like to know what he's saying, please don't hesitate to DM me! I'm always happy to "translate."

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

//PSA: no matter what flirty/sexual things Hec says it doesnt mean i want to ship. Nor that he wants to pursue you. Its just how he talks.

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

@IntoHephaestus held out, palm up.

"Man, you're a riot. Alright, gi'me yer hand & I'll give ya a few pointers. & No ralphin' on me or you don't getta keep the shoes which-- it'd be a shame 'cause red is definitely yer colour."

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

@IntoHephaestus Briefly enraptured by Jack's glowing skin, Hector openly gawks. Then quickly breaks into a full blown grin as he burst out laughing. Though blatantly laughing /at/ Jack, Hector does hop off the counter to help. He puts one hand on the arm bracing Jack on the stool & the other +

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

Hey @DexterousTouch, got a question for ya. It's real important.

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

@BeautyObligate Imagine; Cohen doing whatever he wants whenever he wants without worryin'bout how it affects other people...

............... A c t u a l l y ..............

Rodriguez is th'other one. I'm Fitzpatrick. Kyle Fitzpatrick.

[Hector Rodriguez @FrolicsFavDrunk]

And I said "I'm not goin' anywhere" ya know, like a liar.