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I brought cookies. She/her.

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ME: Sorry we’re late. My daughter couldn’t find her pet spatula.

DAUGHTER: Chad.

ME: Yes. Chad the Spatula.

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@AnneHatfieldVO Deep in your heart, you know the answer.

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What are 4 movies you’re confident you’ve seen at least 10 times?

[Collin Murr @CollinMurr]

What are 4 movies you’re confident you’ve seen at least 10 times?

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

one time i joined a cult because they said they were serving nachos

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@SunshineJarboly If you think nachos are good, you should try cookies.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

My neighbor ran the Berlin Marathon today. It's customary to compare this to something unskilled and mundane I did today, but tbh, I'm pretty great.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

We decided to have money instead of children.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

I wouldn't call myself versatile. I'm just good at so many things.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

"You're not craving chocolate; you're craving magnesium." So chocolate's a good source of magnesium. There's no problem here.

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

the terminator that was sent from the future to kill me stands on my porch in paralyzed disbelief as i explain to him in nauseating detail that star wars actually takes place in the past

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@AnneHatfieldVO Did you know?

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

one time my dad set a bigfoot trap in our yard & the next day it caught a hippie named gary who was looking for his hacky sack

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

I tried to sign up for a streaming service, but it was not Tubi.

[Claire Behind The Hair @urmumsausername]

God save our gracious tweet
Long live our noble tweet
God save our tweet

Elon ignoring us
Change without warning us
Blue bird reigns over us
God save our tweet

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

You're opening a new Kleenex box. Some you tear accidentally. [darkly] Some on purpose.

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

my dad can break into almost any car using a frozen chimichanga

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. In the neighbor's garden. At three a.m. Oh, Peter, not again.

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@AnneHatfieldVO @LukeARenner You’re too kind.

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@Bedlam_Beersie @luvleelyd He’s the mutha-flippin’!

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

You guys. That massive floating island of seaweed…I think we've gotta nuke it.

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@AnneHatfieldVO Can’t tell if this is serious or sargassum.