Hunter the Bounty Dog

Everyone’s “before” picture.

[Hunter the Bounty Dog @huntergraybeal]

“I asked ChatGPT”

Yeah, well, I asked Jeeves.

[Hunter the Bounty Dog @huntergraybeal]

@TheStingisBack The Conversation
Blazing Saddles
Network
Alien
Rocky
The French Connection
Young Frankenstein
Superman
Dirty Harry
Close Encounters
All The President’s Men
High Plains Drifter
The Poseidon Adventure
and so on…

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Me: When you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
Denny's customers: Uh can we get a different waitress please?

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I fear we’ve flown too close to the sun.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Kickers are way too good now. I liked it better when a solid 70% of them looked they were struggling just to get through life.

[meghan @deloisivete]

OK yeah, well can AI keep these houseplants alive?

*checks plants*

never mind

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

There’s nothing worse than a convenience store line being held up by someone buying lottery tickets. Go home, put your paycheck in a barrel, and start a fire. I’m trying to buy a Slim Jim and a Mountain Dew like a responsible adult.

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

i don’t think a modest mouse would call themself that

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I pronounce “marinara” differently depending on who I’m with

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Was going to make an En Vogue joke but you’re never gonna get it

[Hunter the Bounty Dog @huntergraybeal]

@Super70sSports My aunt still has this!

[Hunter the Bounty Dog @huntergraybeal]

@MikeWingerii Literal Word is my go to. I like the simplicity, the organization, and the Hebrew/Greek word-for-word translations. And it’s free; no subscriptions.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

these are my emotional support tater tots

[Fillmore Wilbury 🎶 @RussRoth4]

Nancy She Drew

[krista @kristabellerina]

She died doing what she loved, saying she was fine when she was not.

[meghan @deloisivete]

*fills out form*

*clicks "send me a copy"*

email: *dings*

me: ooh what's that

[Hunter the Bounty Dog @huntergraybeal]

@benedictsred @iGreenGod 🤜💥🤛 Keep pushing, brother.

[meghan @deloisivete]

The parts of the waffle my kid didn’t eat because there was no butter on them

[Fillmore Wilbury 🎶 @RussRoth4]

Best Teams meeting background: tornado or earthquake happening mode

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

Hear me out - Ibuprofen infused queso dip

[jo @whatsJo]

me: I'm going to build a time machine

him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for

me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs