Fillmore Wilbury 🎶

power pop treasure hunter, dot connector, mustachioed dad of 3, favorite misheard lyric: "we're all such silly people" (Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On)

[Fillmore Wilbury 🎶 @RussRoth4]

Word on the street is slow school

[Social Outcast @SocialOutcast82]

I'm a ray of something, but it ain't sunshine.

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

I wasn't carrying a torch for you silly.
It's for your house.

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Judge: you’re here because you booped the cop on the nose

Me: your honor, may I approach the bench?

Judge covering his nose: absolutely not

[June @que_sera_serahh]

Since I was little I knew I wanted to be anonymous.

[Fillmore Wilbury 🎶 @RussRoth4]

@CHIMPUSX glad you're feeling better, I imagined you were getting training for some secret high office position

[Fillmore Wilbury 🎶 @RussRoth4]

@Slapmemam because you could revive him

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

I think I could successfully land a commercial airplane if the pilot fainted.

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

When someone says "they should get their affairs in order" I always think "damn how many affairs are they having, ffs?"

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

For something that sleeps like 18 hours a day, my cat is awfully judgy when I take a little nap

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

Why do some of you seem to always need an enemy?

[TRAUMARESPONSE @TRAUMA_RESP0NSE]

My therapist said that y'all need therapy.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Just trying to run a few quick errands, so why are all these people acting like it's their first day on the planet

[Cali @calidaysay]

Today’s forecast: emotionally overcast with a slight chance of dramatic music.

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

Be the silly nerd you want to see in the world

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

I love being invited to things but I realised it's more about being able to say "no" that I like than actually wanting to go

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

Doing what you love increases your happiness.

- takes a 4 hour nap

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

It hurts to seize the day

Carpal diem

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

Wait so long to do laundry that you rediscover an entire wardrobe you forgot you owned.

[Μαρια Κιτρινη @greek_heanen]

Ever thought that YOU are the lemon, universe sends to people? Now, you do

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

Take me behind the barn and do what needs to be done.