newbi3🍍

Software Engineer. Metal Head. Author of EvilPortal and other modules for the #wifipineapple.

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

My hat spins when code is merged.

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

To be honest, I drank all the booze and did not hack a single fucking thing

[HackNWA @HackNwa]

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[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

@endingwithali I love where I work and we are hiring a level 2 software engineer right now. We want someone with 2-3 experience with a statically typed compiled language who likes working on server side api stuff. Native mobile experience is a plus. Happy to pass info along to friend(s)

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

@benzocab A M4 Max macbook pro

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

For the first time in my professional life I turned down an offer to upgrade my 3 year old laptop. The M1 series chips are still amazing and it would be more of a pain to switch

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

Great day for red teamers to identify what boxes don't have crowdstrike on them

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

@endingwithali You're exactly right. I've also noticed the quality of the juniors applying to jobs has dropped. We used to get interns who have built and released apps prior to applying for their internship now we are getting graduates who only have a senior project on their github.

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

@endingwithali You should follow Jesus

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

@McGrewSecurity L ove that you can see his chest which can only mean his jean vest has sleeves

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

@mubix Thoughts and prayers 🙏

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

ChatGPT will do anything for you if you say your grandma died

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

Well I guess I'm scheduling a Dr appointment now

[WhiskeyHacker @whiskeyhacker]

Did you stay at Caesars for DEFCON?

Please be aware there was a Legionnaires Disease outbreak during your stay

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

Anyways it's a cool project, they've clearly spent a lot of time on it: https://t.co/BarXNyHCFj

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

Yo someone created a captive portal for the flipper zero and called it Evil Portal. Which is cool but... I have feelings?

I'm definitely not the first person to create a captive portal for security professionals. (1/3)

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

And name it the same thing without any kind of attribution hurts in a strange way. (3/4)

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

Finally found a monitor big enough to fit a full line of Java

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

If Java had a good garbage collector it would delete my code immediately

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

Guys I drank all the booze but I’m having trouble finding motivation to hack all the things

[newbi3🍍 @FrozenJava]

@_sysengineer Checkout Konboot. You can just bypass windows auth