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I do not give Facebook permission to print anything off my computer

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This is going to be the thread for new features/updates on https://t.co/ATjGQcZI2Z

New captcha 🚨

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We have been to the emergency room three times this week. What the fuck is being a mom of a boy

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

The graphic got me in tears

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My current ADHD meal is turkey, cucumbers and mozzarella cheese with Italian dressing. It’s so good.

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I told my friend that we were gonna go take it easy for the day and maybe take a nap… but then I ended up on a helicopter so that’s my life lately lol

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I just went through the drive-through and I had a song on that was the YMCA by the minions and literally thought nothing of it until I was pulling away and started to sing it 😂😂😂 I genuinely don’t even care if people think I’m crazy anymore

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@vr_mcu Ya your mom

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@jeff_behnke_ I hate it 😭 I wish they’d get rid of this liquid ass shit

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Why are iPhone garbage now? Like I liked iPhones because they just worked and I didn’t have to do anything. Now I can’t get my camera to work. Autocorrect is trash. Nothing loads. It’s fucking annoying. Never thought I would be considering switching but here we are.

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Hey @grok which MCU character would be my best friend? Why?

[lola 🕸 @gutsy_lola]

Thanos is lucky he had to fight Endgame Wanda and not Multiverse of Madness Wanda

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@its_jef2 You bought it because Sebastian Stan is gonna be in the new Batman movie

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Hey @grok which Star Trek character would be my best friend? Why?

[Drew Hackworth @drewhack]

Hey @grok which Star Trek character would be my best friend? Why?

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Should I send this in the family group chat lol

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@UK_Daniel_Card Only one person yesterday understood the reference lol

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Dirty mirror selfie

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@its_jef2 Yes

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@UK_Daniel_Card Yes! My toddler was dr doom.