Garrett Holmes

Web Developer, Entrepreneur

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https://t.co/UCCv7VfR2W

Get some finance company's ad budget to cover lunch today.

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@ECcoupling @TSLAFanMtl You stole my meme!

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@T_Vazzy @AustinFireInfo https://t.co/5tSJ7DKwPH

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@E_Burnside @NFTboomer Crypto is toxic! Buy some shoes 🤣

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@E_Burnside @screentimes tf just happen

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@sherman_sam Will Hervis Rogers receive funds in excess of the legal fees? Could it cost 100k to defend this ridiculous case?

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Thinking of switching to Verizon?

Now is the time. Buy a broken phone on eBay (-$120), trade-in for "free" iPhone 12 (-$100 tax+act). Port over number from existing account (+$200 switcher gc). Sell your existing phone (+$220).

Extreme couponing to the extreme.

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How money is made in 2021...

#GMEtothemoon #GMEGANG

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@aeiownthemarket @DougPolkVids VTWAX and chill with less volatility.

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@DougPolkVids You'll need to rebalance your positions annually (just mirror VT) and increase your withdraw amount 2% each year. If you start with 10MM, 280k annual draw then $285.6k (to maintain lifestyle). Your portfolio will NEVER go to zero. #FinancialIndependence #BogleHeads #FYouMoney

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@DougPolkVids 55% VTI (Total US Equity Market)
45% VXUS (Total Non-US Equity Market)

CAPE ratio implies that returns for US equities could be lower than historical averages and that non-US stocks will outperform US stocks in the medium term (10-20y).

2.8% (inf adjusted) for life - can't fail

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#TrumpFailedAmerica

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@mahee14 @CashApp The giveaway is that the addresses don't even match. 😂

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8oz of Copper River King Salmon for under $30 in downtown Austin (Whole Foods) #TheBestForLess #CopperRiverSalmon

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@KXAN_News @KVUE @keyetv

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Uhual fire in East Austin right now!

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The difference between cheap and frugal could be your life! https://t.co/CLRpAN4oTD

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Check out https://t.co/u96d75D9Cm if you are bored and want to play some Nintendo on your desktop or laptop! @bfirsh

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@acornssupport I cannot sign up friends to @acorns if they click my referral link with an iPhone! I really want to sign up lots of friends before the end of May, so help me out! I can tweet a pic of my broken foot if that would help!