Fruity Jacq

Onions? what onions?

[Fruity Jacq @FruityJacq]

@ShelaghFogarty Specsavers are awful. Don’t bother.

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

For today’s @ftweekend I am at Dante at Claridge’s which is serving an extraordinarily dreary menu of room service quality food at excruciating prices. Here’s the £34 shrimp cocktail excl 15% service and £11 of chips.

https://t.co/b3KTuOzPnq

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Please read this

[⛈️ 🍵 Nina aka HRH Back Row Betty @nolink29]

Crying Are my babies safe ? But returns to a country she called racist with her babies 🤔🤔. Fking Hypocrite !!

[MeghansMole©️ @MeghansMole]

Never forget the lies Harry and Meghan told to Oprah and now they want back in since they have been MEGA FAILURES

[MeghansMole©️ @MeghansMole]

Look what the feral cat dragged out of the trash heap to do a pap walk just like Thomas Markle Sr had done

Let’s remember what Cell Block 6 Doria Ragland had to say about the royals

[June Slater @juneslater17]

The Twatterati
Pampered over privileged twats‼️
Private jet, dogs in board all travelling for fk all because some loaded nob head thinks they're worth it .

[Fruity Jacq @FruityJacq]

@mejiampp Me too

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When my parter loads the dishwasher it makes me think they might be a bit thick. Mugs on their side, plates upside down. I think they do it on purpose to wind me up. It's made me fancy them less. When we have sex I find myself thinking, "This moron can't even load a dishwasher"

[Fruity Jacq @FruityJacq]

@PatsKam Sad but true

[aether @bluewdrift]

You'll spend your entire life chasing the extraordinary only to realize on your deathbed that the magic was always in the ordinary. It was the smell of good perfume. It was the spontaneous drive. It was the melody of your favorite song. It was nights out laughing with your friends. Stop looking for the firework and learn to love the little candle.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

That was wonderful wasn’t it !

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

[Fruity Jacq @FruityJacq]

@HeatherBo63 I totally hear you Heather. You’re not alone.

[Fruity Jacq @FruityJacq]

@butterfly40_ It’s the progesterone tablets that’s destroying the benefits for me. I need to find another way.

[aether @bluewdrift]

quitting your worst habit will change your life faster than starting your best habit. stop the leak before you fill the bucket

[Fruity Jacq @FruityJacq]

@HeatherBo63 I enjoyed this story :)

[Fruity Jacq @FruityJacq]

@Snoow_Ball_06 So if you can’t wrap your head around it why didn’t you thrash it out with them and get some answers/closure on the situation, instead of not attending the meeting.