Fry Guy

Live life like a dog. If you can’t eat it or hump it, piss on it

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Yo it’s ya boy fry, keep it here for all that I say, don’t @ me #fryguysays

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Hands down, my favorite Asian stereotype is Sony

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Giannis and Dame rolling in to Fizerv on October 26 #MillardTime #FearTheDeer

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Some day they’ll ask New Yorkers about the Tragedy of 9/11 and their reply will be “which one?” #NeverForget

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Jets QB Aaron Rodgers does, in fact, have a torn Achilles, the MRI has confirmed. He’s out for the season after just four snaps.

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#Justincomplete #GoPackGo

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Brought this bad boy home today, proud to be a member of the LGTV community #PrideMonth

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For sure dry in a sweet boat over walking in water like a wet loser, even if my arms get tired #RowVsWade

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Not sure what country’s flag this is, but their women ugly af

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Finally a woman with some balls to prove women are just as smart as men #LetsGoAmy

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

"Jeopardy!" champ Amy Schneider’s 21st win in a row makes her the show’s winningest woman https://t.co/8DpgbA6PH1

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Is Rodgers only avoiding the cheeto vaxx because he doesn’t have to worry about protecting his family? #vaxxorfiction

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If you were uncomfortably warm during mild temperatures, would you use a fair weather fan? #ClimateCrisis

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Me after the Packers get annihilated by Jameis Winston

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Life in this country felt nearly perfect until this day 20 years ago. A lot has changed since then but as long as that spirit continues to burn bright, she will always be worth fighting for #911NeverForget #USA

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@WKOW FYI Dane County:
The earth is round
The S in Science should be capitalized
Vaccines are 100% affective

Stop spreading misinformation about vaccines with your dangerous mandates #believeallScience

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Heck yeah Grayson Allen to the Bucks! Let’s gooo! #trippin

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Rolling up to school the day after your mom let you go to Spencer’s Gifts #LastDance

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The Heat Check, Durant’s Toe, Wounded Knee, The Sun Block, The Stealy Oop, capped off with the 50 Piece. Epic moments for a legendary team in an unforgettable season. Championship mentality! #builtforthis #BucksIn6

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Are we still allowed to make Suez Canal jokes or has that ship sailed?

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Please ignore crackpot theories that claim two masks are effective. I never leave home without a minimum four N95s. Be a hero! #N380 #fourthought

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1 and 4 in conference championships, can’t blame the defense on this one. Aaron is one lucky month a decade ago from being just another Philip Rivers #justretire #jordanlove

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Never again put Aaron Rodgers in the same sentence, let alone same paragraph as Brady. GOAT qbs don’t wilt like a week old head of lettuce every big moment in a big game #packitup