The Fry Kids

Just two feral bin babes scroungin' for 'tates

[intergalactic_thiddies @Eternititties]

Taco Bell Australia: Different Look, Different Taste, Same Great Incapacitating Fire Shits that Leave You Chained to the Toilet, Covered in a Cold Sweat, and Cursing God ™️

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@spizzter Come get this soft serve 💩

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Making hot stinky

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Just peed so hard I’m out of breath

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These two greasy babes are ready to slip their way onto the stage and into your heart

[Honk Dogs @HonkDogsComedy]

WOOF WOOF This Saturday!
Use code ‘HONKDOGGY’ for cheaper tix: https://t.co/n3nPvJ0JXb
9:30pm at @TICImprov
Come get some character comedy into yew

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It’s Shit Your Pants Friday! Get on it everyone!!!

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you ever watch someone leave a cafe and want to immediately finish eating their plate of leftovers on the table? Just us?

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BIG giveaway opportunity happening—get in on the fun, won’t you? https://t.co/MWVJ3syKo2

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Just posted a photo @ The Motley Bauhaus https://t.co/587R8I62po

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Cum2ourSho https://t.co/u2yWWdXKNY

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See this Instagram photo by @the.fry.kids https://t.co/0kdtzyq7TE

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Period blood can be pee if you just 🌈believe🌈

[The Fry Kids @FryKids]

Had a dream that a silent procession walked through a midday market stall, lead by the Queen of England, Lizzo herself. Did she die? Are we psychic?

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Thinkin bout recreating lady Gaga’s meat dress, but with only 5 hot slices of ham #Yumbo

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They call her ol’ lime thighs…on account of the limes

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You’re gonna look at us and tell us that boobahs WEREN’T chodes?

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The Dixie Chicks? No no. The DIPSY Chicks (patent pending)

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@Eternititties

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Rejoice we say unto thee, for 50% of Fry was Kids’d on this day 27 years ago. BEHOLD, a kid who is also fried