Gary Hooker

Semi-normal bloke, very random. Football (Tottenham) fan, Music lover, Beer & weekend away enjoyer, P🎱🎱L, Roof Tiler & Serial teller of shit jokes.

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

@SkySportsPL @Carra23 @GNev2
has a team ever played @premierleague LAST one week & then FIRST the following week (back to back) as @SpursOfficial did this week ?
It seems un-googleable & would be a brilliant stat if it is indeed a first ?
#JustWondering

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

Early football tip.
Man Utd🆚Brentford 19th Oct.
*No goalscorer*
MU don’t score many PL goals as it is. At home just one stoppage time v Fulham in August.
Brentford flying out the traps with goals in all their games lately, this is bound to be one of those dull ones.

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

@desmond_twotwo
Welcome to the Euros 👏🏽😂
#CroAlb #EURo2024

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

Just like their Mars Bars up north of the border….
No punchline required 🤷🏼‍♂️
#euro2024
#Germany #Scotland

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

Marcus Rashford will probably go to Germany and get minutes. There’ll be a fake injury near the start and he’ll be brought over to replace Toney or Eze. All just a ploy. British Media all working with the team !
#England #southgate

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

That Jackson is a great finisher… if u compared him perhaps to someone with no legs, or a blind person.
#Chelsea #NfoChe
I’m glad England have about 12/15 better options otherwise he’d be missing a penalty pretty soon leaving us devastated !

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

It’s hard to predict WHICH exact minute we might get this penalty to win the game 1-0.
Time is running out slowly. 61 mins currently.
I’ll go 77’
#EngBra
#Wembley
#EnglandFootball

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

Ramsdale likes to interact with the fans…
I wonder how he’ll say his goodbyes at full time this evening.
Poor chap.
Pep (among others) have made it bloody difficult to succeed as a top goalkeeper these days.
U watch him save a penalty during this second half 😂
#ArsBre

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

Just love how glides through legs, varies many checkouts and his back-up 57’s after missing the red bit upstairs are incredible. What a talent he is at this age.
He’ll lift many a trophy.
But this final this evening…
Humphries 7-4 i’m going for.

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

SIMPLY INCREDIBLE! 💥

Luke Littler is into the final of the World Darts Championship! 🔥

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

Ok @HKane this is getting predictable now.
It’s like watching Henrik Larsson when he joined @CelticFC
#easy #Bundesliga #Bayern

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

@OstenstadEgil Welcome over Trig 😂💙🤍
Soft landing mats should be in place for our media-driven mighty fall around mid November 🫣

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

@Lisa_de_Laat If the next best 4/5 teams falter like they did in 2016 when Leicester won it then maybe yes…
The thing I fail to see happening is US sustaining this form and continue averaging 2.3 or 2.5 points per game.
Would love it thou ☺️
#Coys

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

@philswim85 @Lucas18THFC The pen is the only one I didn’t do, probably the easiest too.
Never bothered with a Panenka in an actual game. Didn’t fancy the risk of becoming ‘that guy’ if the GK just stood and caught it 😂
Always just picked a spot & tried to make it hard to save 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

@GreenDay guys, depending on what time zone you’re currently in, expect A LOT of alerts and wake up calls 😬
And next time maybe specify WHICH September 👍🏼

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

@aaiimmeess Aerosmith roller still there ? Far right corner near the dark scary one (maybe Halloween) that changes rooms and goes up & down I think. 🤷🏼‍♂️
It’s been 15 years !

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

@hotspurreports 10. Which wouldn’t be terrible.

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

Can’t believe I needed ONE Casemiro foul for a winning bet. 1 of 6 outfield players not to make a foul. Annoying 😖
And then he goes and scores a rare brace.
This won’t happen again you just know it !

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

@allysbears
Ally McCoist, best co com on TV or Radio anywhere. Said it years ago when Amazon started showing games, still think it now.
It’s like the guy says what i’m thinking.
And he scored goals. Loads in common him and me 😂
#MCFC #UCL #uefachampionsleague

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

@xAlexTHFC 8 points would be ok I reckon. I’d accept two draws v Ars and Liv but really ought to be beating ShefU and Luton if we’re at all serious about competing near the top 🤷🏼‍♂️ Any more than 8 would surprise and please me big time !! #COYS #THFC

[Gary Hooker @FuFuKing]

Thought:🤔
@MoSalah will overtake both ex @LFC strikers @Robbie9Fowler and @themichaelowen this season in the @premierleague goals list.
He’ll surpass both on the weekend nearest to their birthdays too just to rub it in ! 😂
#Cheeky #footballisback #goals #predictions #MysticGaz