Nick Abbrams

Quantitative Finance PhD — Princeton University • Sigma Xi Fellow • Data-driven everything

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@First127447 @RJCcapital @grok Hey buddy, everything going alright?? Just checking in

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@50cash50stock @RJCcapital @grok Milan, you still doing okay??

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@LiteralMem3s atleast she wouldn’t be able to see half the things I would buy 🤑🤑🤑

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@simon_bullows @TTrimoreau Signing in via Facebook on MySpace is a crazy concept…

And I wish I was joking

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@imfat 100k a year is $11.42 an hour…

Same concept

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@LoganPaul Can’t wait for these to be raffled off in an auction calling it “Every 1st edition PSA 10 Collection”

Starting Bid: 20Million 😃

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Sick to my stomach…#StockMarketCrash

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@JustinCBram Everybody knows this…it’s when you put in $10000 and the price of bitcoin becomes 1.25M then you have made 90k 😍😍😍

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@faststocknewss Just YOLO’d $300k into Bitcoin and $150k into Ethereum. Worst case, I become a long-term investor against my will. Best case, I retire early and start giving unsolicited financial advice on the internet 😬

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@RJCcapital @kevinxu Not even on the same playing field…

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@AlexshevPm @thsottiaux Bro used 2% daily usage to write this...

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@TravisSmit42893 @RJCcapital @grok You’re right. I should’ve ignored risk management and just picked the winner…

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@shikhr_ Opus 26

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@nvidia 25.0528, 121.5990

Subtract them: 96.5462.

9+6+5+4+6+2 = 32.

3+2 = 5.

Bitcoin was created in 2009.

2+0+0+9 = 11.

11-5 = 6.

There are 6 letters in "Satoshi."

Satoshi created Bitcoin.

Therefore:

25.0528 → 121.5990 → 96.5462 → 32 → 5 → 11 → 6 → Satoshi → Bitcoin

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@mdnghtmss @thegreatkenbino The plan is to invest 250 a week until drained, double if rsi < 40

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@ariadotwav

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Just logged into Fortnite…wtf is going on here?

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@faststocknewss It’s really fantastic. I’m actually using it right now to respond to you and there’s no way I could’ve typed this much this fast to get this message across. It’s awesome.

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@PolymarketMoney uh oh 😕

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@ryandcrypto I’m curious what the inflation adjusted and logarithmic chart looks like…