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How to make money from Twitter. 1. Go to settings 2. Press deactivate account. 3. Go to work.

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This ugly chick at the bar told me her favorite position is doggy-style. Bitch please, like you have a choice.

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There are some things money can't buy, like a sense of humor, great taste, or knowing when to shut the fuck up.

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Every time you make a typo the errorists win.

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My picture is 100% more likely to end up on the back of a milk carton than on a box of Wheaties.

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Not saying my Penis and Brain aren't on the same page...but this "Morse Code" thing they got going is a big pain in the Ass.

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Marriage isn't so bad, when you're in a coma.

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If I've learned anything from the Titanic movie its that sometimes its better to just let go of a relationship in order to stay afloat.

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I'd like to thank my iPhone for making my dream of never having to fully pay attention to anything again a reality.

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

I'm a strong willed independent woman who sometimes gets outta control. But I love and give with all my heart. Don't abuse that privilege.

[Encouragement @EncouragingShit]

I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.

[Cynical. @CynicalAdvice]

Having a toddler is like being on full time suicide watch.

[BITCHERY HUMOR. @BitcheryHumor]

Sometimes following your heart means losing your mind...

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Set my phone to Shut The Fuck Up mode.

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The dream, the impossible one, who you are scared the most to follow is the only one that can change your world.

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In Love, there is no advice, it is a matter of experience. In poetry, there is no advice, it is a matter of talent.

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Society: Be yourself.

Society: No not like that

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When you hold a great deal of faith in yourself, you'll master the power of showing it to who never had faith in themselves or even you.

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Sometimes to get what you want the most, you have to do what you want the least.