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[Cell 🔌 @FuckShopify]

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[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

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[Cell 🔌 @FuckShopify]

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[Cell 🔌 @FuckShopify]

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[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

"Nothing from my end, thanks"

[timi @Timiii360]

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[Cell 🔌 @FuckShopify]

@solvingfrank @taskbot

[Cell 🔌 @FuckShopify]

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[Cell 🔌 @FuckShopify]

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[Karthik @karthikponna19]

> be born in 2002
> pandemic takes your high school years
> ai takes your uni years
> unemployment takes the rest of your years

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[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

the reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

me tomorrow

[Cell 🔌 @FuckShopify]

@TeslaCharging Add how much time wasted

[Pascal @GeckoSquadron]

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[Bones🦴 @Boness305]

Islam Makhachev if they removed grappling from ufc #UFC322

[Cell 🔌 @FuckShopify]

@p_zuchowski @RMF24pl @EmpireStateBldg Jest Robert jeszcze na empire?

[Dan @pizzaboy]

Get your wife pregnant in February.

Paternity leave in November.

Thank me later.

[Edward Adjei @Er_dward]

This is how HR and finance guys arrive to tell you that there is no bonus this year

[Cell 🔌 @FuckShopify]

@Tesla @DennisCW_ @grok model 3 too?

[Cell 🔌 @FuckShopify]

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