Dr. Leonida

Turn on, tune in, drop out, smoke weed everyday and fuck the police

[Dr. Leonida @FuckTwiter79]

Donate my body to science and say this boi loved big blunts and good liquor and you should study him on the pursuits of happiness

[Ella Septima-Hamer @jbrous41]

“We’ve been eating Anthony... Anthony’s Bryant’s barbecue. That’s all we have been doing, like, for three days,” Cevallos said.” 😂😂

[kazz @quietkapital]

i listen to so much street music i can draw exact parallels between the period china started flooding cartels with meth, the trickle down to hoods in the south and the uptick of raps about cooking glass

[Foodacris @Foodacriss]

Gorilla Zoe, Gucci Mane, and Young Jeezy are millionaires many times over because of white boys in high school with ported 12’s under their backseats in their F-150’s

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The secret war against the yetis rages on

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Mike @hammerito]

That’s because my great great grandfather hit him with the blicky

[Dr. Leonida @FuckTwiter79]

Dude doesn’t know shit about fuck

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

The most "boring" drive between two American cities: Denver to Kansas City, MO.

[wun @The1weekend]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

people getting ai psychosis is funny you literally got loser disease

[Dr. Leonida @FuckTwiter79]

My iPhone 12 finally crashed out.. you served me well my boy, we have seen some shit

[Dr. Leonida @FuckTwiter79]

Career high followed by a career low

[Latvija Bird 🇱🇻 @LatvijaBird]

I don't know if anyone's done this before, but it occurred to me that non-Latvians might not be aware of the Hibernating Badger story, so I took it upon myself to create a rough subtitled translation of it.

Foreigner friends, I present to you: The Badger Show.

[Shelby Ruth Ellis @shelbyruthellis]

When my friend died in high school, she gave me the motivation to overcome my suicidal depression. When my journalist uncle died a few years ago he handed me the spirit of a professional writer (everyone started calling me “the writer of the family” before his funeral service was even planned). When my husband’s grandfather died I could feel myself inherit his drive and the confidence he had in his intellect.

There are tons of gifts the dead give us, but right after their passing, their Self disperses and gets absorbed by those open enough to take them on. We inherit not only their physical possessions but their spirit, sometimes for good, sometimes to our detriment. And when we inherit their pitfalls, the spiritual missions they couldn’t complete, it becomes our job to alchemize them.

[Dr. Leonida @FuckTwiter79]

White owls are becoming an endangered species.. iykyk

[Dr. Leonida @FuckTwiter79]

Yo wtf is this gif from?!

[ishouldfeelbad @ishouldfeelbad]

@TheBuddyCSM Damn yall could've been the first to actually deploy a trunk monkey

[Dr. Leonida @FuckTwiter79]

Z-ro the real ones know

[Dr. Leonida @FuckTwiter79]

Playing that Houston shit that would make a Houston homie worry about ya

[Dr. Leonida @FuckTwiter79]

What do you do when the day dreams of yesterday are the nightmares of today

[/// @dzkcks]

nothing smells better than someone else's weed at a music festival