Penguin

It’s me. I was the turkey all along.

[Penguin @FullSelfDumbass]

@gerrylum2 Sometimes you don’t have a choice. My 2026 MY with paid-for FSD was totaled and now its literally impossible to own it again.

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@Tesla @elonmusk @Tesla_AI
I need your help making something right.
Last year I bought a 2026 Model Y and paid for Full Self-Driving outright — in full, for the lifetime of the vehicle. Not a subscription. I believed in the product and wanted to own it for good.
Less than a year and ~11,000 miles later, another driver totaled my car. The accident was 100% their fault — my insurer confirmed it. I did nothing wrong, and I lost the car I loved.
Here's the problem: FSD is now subscription-only. The one-time purchase I made no longer exists, and the transfer program has ended. So the perpetual license I paid for in full can't be repurchased at any price. To have FSD on my replacement Tesla, I'd have to pay ~$100/month — and that's today's price, which is "subject to change" and realistically only goes up. I'd be trading a one-time purchase I already owned for an open-ended, ever-increasing bill.
All I'm asking is simple: please transfer my paid-in-full FSD to my replacement VIN. The "lifetime of the vehicle" was cut short through no fault of my own. Honoring that for a loyal customer is the right thing to do.
I have my original purchase agreement and am happy to share it. 🙏

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@muscleforlife Yes, just like you can tell an alcoholic that they can just stop drinking and be cured.

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@OverlyTrev Its called engagement farming.

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@BernieSanders You’re right. Musk has entirely too much money. He should give that wealth through taxes to the government. If anyone is good at handling and distributing wealth it’s the government.

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@LinkN01 I like the part where he compares the $80k polestar to his 35k RWD model 3.

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@JCOviedo6 I stopped reading after it said “Electrek reports”

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I just got done a 520 mile road trip on 14.1.4 and only touched the steering wheel or pedals once when I wanted to go through the drive through at in-n-out instead of staying where it automatically parked me. It had 0 errors the whole trip. It avoided road debris properly which v13 was hit or miss with. When I got home homelink opened my garage and the car parked itself in there.

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@MKBHD Its funny how MKBHD is working so hard to avoid acknowledging the current state of tesla FSD in these videos. He’s still talking about it like it was 2 years ago.

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@famZZ123 @TheFigen_ @grok looks like a Bambu A1 mini

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@ShaanVP I have 4k miles on my 2026 Y, 4 of those were not on FSD, when I picked it up and had to calibrate the cameras. Maybe another 1-2 miles worth of parking in specific spots.

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My car just called me an insufferable prick and told me to shove a carrot up my ass. We are truly living in the future. #Tesla #Grok

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@Tesla_AI How is this even possible? Autopilot doesn’t work at nighttime.

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@EnzoCalamo @scoopit “Tesla has quietly changed how it defines "Full Self-Driving," Electrek reports”

Oh well there you go. You just KNOW this article is factually accurate and devoid of bias.

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Stop killing people just because their beliefs don’t match yours. You know what… actually just stop killing people.

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@StonkKing4

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